To all the people on the lit board.... Important read (lollers)

Spinaroonie

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Can Crappy Posts kill a child?

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Posted: January 3, 2003
1:00 a.m. Eastern


© 2003 WorldNetDaily.com


On March 21, 2000, 21-year-old Matthew Smith dropped dead of a boredom attack while reading a post written by Busybody. The thirteenth-grader had been on the popular forum Literotica since he was twenty. Lawrence Smith, father of the youngster, has testified that he and his wife were forced by Michigan Social Services to put their child on Literotica or else allow their child to send A/S/L messages to strangers on AIM for years.

"His last cyberslut was his best," says Lawrence Smith. "But it wasn't worth it for us. Putting him on lit was the worst decision I've ever made." And that's because no long-range study had been made of the effects of reading Busybody posts on people who read more than one.

It has also been known since 2002 that Busybody, and the capital letter ridden, poorly thought out posts he writes, causes shrinkage of the brain. A study that appeared in Psychiatry Research (Vol. 17, 1986) states: "The data in this study are suggestive of mild cerebral atrophy in male adults who had even opened the post and skimmed it with their eyes before confusing the post with the sig and declaring it too long and not worth their time."

FASCINATING!
 
Spinaroonie causes overuse of the giggle centre of the human brain: Heads burst into flame.

Full story after the break.
 
Excellent post Spin. :)

Confusing the post with the sigline. I've done that.
 
I read this in the Weekly World News months ago, only it happened in Canada! Oh those canuckleheads!
 
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