TN_Vixen is having a baby!

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Baby Shower! woohoo! Bring your porno and booze!

I'm buying the kid some Dark Brothers movies, A bottle of Maker's Mark, a carton of Marlboros, and a Coltrane CD!

Party! heh.
 
LOL, Christ this is degenerating. Next thing you know, someone will claim I'm 92 with silver hair, wrinkled tits and some hairy-ass legs.

Oh wait, that's been done already.
 
How sweet. An x-rated baby shower!

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet, Vixen? Maybe twins!

Can I be a god-parent? Oh wait, can an atheist be a god-parent?
 
How about......

Rubyfruit said:


Can I be a god-parent? Oh wait, can an atheist be a god-parent?

How about a god-less god parent Rubyfruit???
 
I need to know the baby's sex to get the appropriate gift, of course.

Congratulations! :)
 
ok, I admit it, I'm having a baby.. gonna name him Fred, he's going to grow up to have the most amazing mullet you've ever seen. He'll be taupe and will struggle with leprosy. Maybe might even have a slight limp and will have a major affection for cat toys.
 
congradulations!!!!!!!OMG HOw exiting!!!!!!! Youre must be very pleased and i'll bet you have that glow don't you?????????

qweenie
 
TN_Vixen said:
ok, I admit it, I'm having a baby.. gonna name him Fred, he's going to grow up to have the most amazing mullet you've ever seen. He'll be taupe and will struggle with leprosy. Maybe might even have a slight limp and will have a major affection for cat toys.

Hmmm... I assume it will be a boy with the name of "Fred."

I think jumper cables would be the perfect gift for this one.
 
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