titties & bacon

I bought bacon the other day that had piggy nipples on the rind.
Does that count?
 
I was referring to this line - like a limpy dick at the strip show - not to anyone in particular as I don't know if anyone has said floppy penii or not.

I've not seen said penii hard or soft.
 
I was referring to this line - like a limpy dick at the strip show - not to anyone in particular as I don't know if anyone has said floppy penii or not.

I've not seen said penii hard or soft.

Penises. Or penes if it's in Latin.
 
I was referring to this line - like a limpy dick at the strip show - not to anyone in particular as I don't know if anyone has said floppy penii or not.

I've not seen said penii hard or soft.
The plural is "penes" or "penises."
 
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not as exciting. :(
 
Where is the "after grilling" pic?

You only eat raw bacon if you've been drinking vodka with a pack of Russians.

I'm on it.

When I say I'm on it I don't mean literally "on" it.

Hmmmmh.
 
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