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[thehighmistresskelly]

[Bestiality isn't allowed on Lit, and posting of more than 3 paragraphs or so of an unpublished story is against the forum rules. - AH Mod]

 

[StillStunned]

A word of warning: your post is likely to be deleted both for bestiality content and for being too much story for posting in the forums.

Make sure you have a copy if you don't want it to be lost.

 

[MrPixel]

Not to mention being banned from the site for spamming. This same post in two other forums, and a handful of dominatrix spams

 

[EmilyMiller]

A word of warning

That’s a little ruff on her, don’t you think?

 

[StillStunned]

That’s a little ruff on her, don’t you think?

I try to be helpful, and you're giving me stick?

 

[onehitwanda]

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

 

[SimonDoom]

It's never dull around here.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I try to be helpful, and you're giving me stick?

I give good stick, everyone says so

 

[EmilyMiller]

I give good stick, everyone says so

Oh, missed opportunity

I give good stick, at leash that’s what everyone tells me.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I should stop being such a bitch, right?

 

[MrPixel]

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Brings to mind one of my favorite jokes.

Fella is traveling through the middle of Florida, and stops for lunch at a preferred fast-food chain.

He steps up to the counter, places his order, and pauses to ask the cashier, "I'm curious. Is it KISS-e-me, or kiss-E-me? What is the name of this place?"

"Sir? BUR-ger KING."

 

[TheLobster]

It's never dull around here.

Some would say it's going to the dogs.

 

[StillStunned]

I should stop being such a bitch, right?

Whatever it takes to survive in this dog-eat-dog world.

 

[SimonDoom]

I don't mind if they let the dogs out sometimes as long as they clean up the mess afterwards.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

I should stop being such a bitch, right?

You're being very knotty.

God, I hate myself for even typing that