Titan, schmitan. White House promises man will walk on the sun!

[shereads]

It's going to be so impressive. You Europeans will feel pretty silly.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

It's going to be so impressive. You Europeans will feel pretty silly.

Let's just hope it's George W. It'll give new meaning to the term, "Burning Bush."

 

[shereads]

Just think of all the fuel we can salvage if we can find a way to put the fire out.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Going at night to aoid sunburn?

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Titan, schmitan. White House promises man will walk on the sun!

Let's just hope it's George W. It'll give new meaning to the term, "Burning Bush."

[/B]

He'll be an old man by the time his dream becomes a reality. We're trying not to rush into things so much without thinking them through.

It should certainly be a member of the Bush family, though. The legacy, etc. I'm betting on one of Jeb and Columba's kids, the ones Bush Sr. once referred to as "the little brown ones."

 

[shereads]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

 

[Guest]

Well gosh.

If the shrub said it, then it must be so!

I'm giddy with anticipation! My belly-button is puckering and unpuckering!

 

[shereads]

Going at night to aoid sunburn?

Well, duh, Colly. He's not stupid, you know.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

Ouch!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

What? A Starbucks up here?

 

[shereads]

Let's order in tonight.

Who else has a craving for roast porkloin?

 

[shereads]

Ouch!

Point taken. Okay, how about first words to be shrieked near the sun?

 

[shereads]

What? A Starbucks up here?

What? Only one?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What? Only one?

Oh, I forgot they come in flocks.

Or is it herds? Or maybe groups? Gaggles? Litters?

 

[shereads]

Oh, I forgot they come in flocks.

Or is it herds? Or maybe groups? Gaggles? Litters?

I believe the term is "a spray of Starbucks." Let's check.





Ah, here's something. Thank you, Google.


A shrewdness of apes
A cete of badgers
A spate of Starbucks
A colony of bats
A kindle of kittens
An idiocracy of presidents
A drove of cattle

I was wrong. It's "a spate of Starbucks."

 

[Guest]

How about -

A congress of baboons and an intrusion of cockroaches?

Both describe the U.S. political situation quite well, I think.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

Holy Fuck that's hot!!!!

 

[matriarch]

Holy Fuck that's hot!!!!

*chuckling*......you genius, you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

"Anyone smell somethin' burnin'?"

 

[Guest]

<best Gizmo voice>"Bright light!"</best Gizmo voice>

 

[LadyJeanne]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

I should have brought the SPF 45.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

NEEDED:

First words to be spoken on the sun.

How about . . .

"Damn! Still no weapons of mass destruction!"

 

[Darktouch]

Shit!! Its Idi Amin....

 

[rgraham666]

Mission Control? We've found Elvis.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You know, the worst thing is... when I saw this thread I actually spent a few moments believing that the the White House had vowed to put a person on the sun. Maybe it's because I'm a little gullible, but also I know that George Bush's stupidity knows no bounds. It really did sound like the kind of empty claptrap he'd come out with and then justify, by saying that they'd found WMDs there or something...