Tiptoe Through the Tulips

[sirhugs]

okay, this might have been a better title for an earth day story, but in my part of the country, the plants are just showing, not flowering yet ....

garden themed stories seem so seasonally hot....all the imagery of fertility, etc....

 

[Carnevil9]

This could be a good opportunity for an author who is good with dialogue. I imagine a botany professor, discussing plant reproduction, and stamens and pistils or whatever they are called. One student doesn't quite get it, and asks for a private tutoring session.

The student comes to the professor's office. Could be male professor and female student, or the other way around. Or both male or both female, I suppose. Anyway, the prof again explains, in intimate detail, the form and function of the plant reproductive anatomy. Prof and student get slowly, but inexorably, aroused by the discussion, lean closer and closer together, breath deeper and faster, start to sweat, and eventually are rutting on the floor like a pair of wild javelina.....

 

[sirhugs]

This could be a good opportunity for an author who is good with dialogue. I imagine a botany professor, discussing plant reproduction, and stamens and pistils or whatever they are called. One student doesn't quite get it, and asks for a private tutoring session.

The student comes to the professor's office. Could be male professor and female student, or the other way around. Or both male or both female, I suppose. Anyway, the prof again explains, in intimate detail, the form and function of the plant reproductive anatomy. Prof and student get slowly, but inexorably, aroused by the discussion, lean closer and closer together, breath deeper and faster, start to sweat, and eventually are rutting on the floor like a pair of wild javelina.....

rather than an office, his/her lab/greenhouse?

 

[Carnevil9]

rather than an office, his/her lab/greenhouse?

Yes, even better. Warm moist earth to fill the nostrils with the smell of life; garden tools to use as sex toys; bags of peat moss to rest on.... the possibilities are endless.

 

[sirhugs]

Yes, even better. Warm moist earth to fill the nostrils with the smell of life; garden tools to use as sex toys; bags of peat moss to rest on.... the possibilities are endless.

the textures...spiny stems stimulate nipples....tender petals brush labia....

 

[emap]

I am assuming you have never seen a javelina. I mean honestly once you said rutting on the floor like a pair of wild javelina I almost puked.

I mean an uglier animal... well doesn't exist, they are really ugly, make dogs look cute, even the really ugly ones.

Alternate idea, it's spring time the tulips are coming out, and this woman is out in a feild of tulips, runs into a guy and can't help but strip down and let him have his way with her.

I know rather barebones story there, though I know a woman who is like that currently, spring is in the air and she is horny.

No not me, nobody send me any of those stupid IM's, I am not looking for one nighters, cyber or anything else.

 

[Carnevil9]

I am assuming you have never seen a javelina. I mean honestly once you said rutting on the floor like a pair of wild javelina I almost puked.

An author can ask for no higher compliment than a strong reaction from a reader!

 

[emap]

Well I suppose a bad reaction is a reaction.

 

[wehstar]

This one is too weird for me to get involved in.

Perhaps though, there are women out there that want to have sex surrounded by flowers - perhaps in a flower farmers field - assuming that terminology is correct.

 

[emap]

Wehstar try going to a nursery, there is plenty of hidden spaces tucked away for a quickie, especially in the bigger ones. You don't have to actually be out in a feild of flowers to have sex in flowers.

 

[wehstar]

Wehstar try going to a nursery, there is plenty of hidden spaces tucked away for a quickie, especially in the bigger ones. You don't have to actually be out in a feild of flowers to have sex in flowers.

Personally, I've had too many bad experiences with sex in public places to do any more 1st hand research of this nature.

 

[sirhugs]

Personally, I've had too many bad experiences with sex in public places to do any more 1st hand research of this nature.

You know, I was gonna say " there are no bad experiences with public sex", but then I thought " even if there are, ya gotta try going for the great ones..."

 

[emap]

Well no reason to go and try to have sex in the nursery, rather just write about having sex in said nursery, doesn't have to be a true tale, most of lit is not true.

 

[snooper]

Well no reason to go and try to have sex in the nursery, rather just write about having sex in said nursery ...

Would you like a bet on whether first time round ANY story about sex in a nursery would be bounced for underage, unless you explained that all the plants were over 18.

 

[sirhugs]

then there are the Flower Store variations:

~boss/employee
~employee/customer ( my fave plays there would be the shy guy/mature clerk; the shy guy with the crush on the classmate who works there getting up nerve to ask her to prom; or the delivery guy who walks into sex)
~coworkers

the walk in cooler is a great setting I think....

 

[sirhugs]

Would you like a bet on whether first time round ANY story about sex in a nursery would be bounced for underage, unless you explained that all the plants were over 18.

lol....

age restrictions seem to loosen in non human stories...