Tip Of The Day

[Guest]

Always wipe front to back.

 

[lilith1979]

I'm assuming that's for us ladies. The men would get their bits all nasty if they did that.

 

[Guest]

I'm assuming that's for us ladies. The men would get their bits all nasty if they did that.

It's for both, precisely for that reason. Eeeeeeeeeeeew!

Another tip: Never pee on an electric fence.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Never trust a naked bus driver.

 

[lilith1979]

If at first you don't suceed, bungee jumping is not for you.

 

[fifty5]

Take more water with it - or enjoy the consequences!

Eff

 

[Edward Teach]

Never eat yellow snow.

 

[Edward Teach]

"Stay out of the Bushes."

Jesse Jackson
2002

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Duck

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim

~jim croce

 

[Guest]

Duck

Fuck.

Perdita

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Duck

You called?

 

[gauchecritic]

Forget tomorrow.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

 

[Edward Teach]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You Can't Roller-Skate In A Buffalo Herd

 

[Wholemanz]

Tip

Always store your beer in a dark place.

 

[Guest]

Never let your mother comb your hair when shes mad at your dad.

 

[Guest]

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Never let your mother comb your hair when shes mad at your dad.

LOL!

Good call!

 

[impressive]

Beware of chocolate chip cookies prepared by Lucky.

 

[The Mutt]

Never play poker with a man named after a city.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

What else?

Don't take life so serious, son--it ain't no how permanent.

Porky the Porcupine in Walt Kelly's "Pogo" comic strip (and my sig line)

Rumple (repetitious) Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Don't try to steal cheese from mighty mouse.

 

[Wholemanz]

Don't try to steal cheese from mighty mouse.

Issat like, "Don't stomp on Superman's Cape'?