Tinks Lamp

[LostGirlTink]

You need a valet. Also know as a manservant

I do.
Also a maid and a pool boy and a bartender.

And a mansion and a yacht.

I need to be rich.

 

[DarkSimian]

I do.
Also a maid and a pool boy and a bartender.

And a mansion and a yacht.

I need to be rich.

That helps

 

[base10]

I do.
Also a maid and a pool boy and a bartender.

And a mansion and a yacht.

I need to be rich.

I was told if I had a yacht, I could have hot chicks running around naked all over the boat. And that I can fuck all of them whenever I want.

How can I make this happen?

 

[LostGirlTink]

That helps

Right?

I was told if I had a yacht, I could have hot chicks running around naked all over the boat. And that I can fuck all of them whenever I want.

How can I make this happen?

If I knew how to have a yacht and a mansion and stuff I would be charging for this information.
Wait. That's how I get rich isn't it?

I know all the secrets. Send me $10,000 and I will tell you.

 

[DarkSimian]

Right?



If I knew how to have a yacht and a mansion and stuff I would be charging for this information.
Wait. That's how I get rich isn't it?

I know all the secrets. Send me $10,000 and I will tell you.

Let me get my check book....

 

[base10]

Right?



If I knew how to have a yacht and a mansion and stuff I would be charging for this information.
Wait. That's how I get rich isn't it?

I know all the secrets. Send me $10,000 and I will tell you.

Only if you’ll be one of the naked hot chicks hanging out with me

 

[LostGirlTink]

Let me get my check book....

I feel like I should only accept cash or credit cards....

Only if you’ll be one of the naked hot chicks hanging out with me

I will work on my posing. Apparently one does not simply sit or stand on a yacht. One must pose constantly in order to be a yacht girl.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/ee/a8/f6eea8a0ad6878cf83d98de207234b3e.jpg

 

[DarkSimian]

I feel like I should only accept cash or credit cards....



I will work on my posing. Apparently one does not simply sit or stand on a yacht. One must pose constantly in order to be a yacht girl.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/ee/a8/f6eea8a0ad6878cf83d98de207234b3e.jpg

Well, if I use my credit card, do I swipe, or insert the chip? And where exactly do I stick it?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

LMAO...if you're posting pics of ladies on boats, I'm thinking you need to be in my thread...


Howdy everyone!

 

[LostGirlTink]

LMAO...if you're posting pics of ladies on boats, I'm thinking you need to be in my thread...


Howdy everyone!

Mumbles something about taking pictures on boats last week.

 

[base10]

I feel like I should only accept cash or credit cards....



I will work on my posing. Apparently one does not simply sit or stand on a yacht. One must pose constantly in order to be a yacht girl.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/ee/a8/f6eea8a0ad6878cf83d98de207234b3e.jpg

You also need to practice your Chanpagne popping skills

 

[LostGirlTink]

You also need to practice your Chanpagne popping skills

Those I have. I was a sommelier in college.

 

[base10]

Those I have. I was a sommelier in college.

Seriously? We’re going to have to become much better friends.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Seriously? We’re going to have to become much better friends.

Mmmmhmmm

Protip. Australian wines are underrated.

 

[base10]

Mmmmhmmm

Protip. Australian wines are underrated.

Have had a few reds from Penfolds(not their super high end stuff), but otherwise am not too familiar with Oz wines. Will look further into.

Always looking for value as well. As much as I love Napa Cab and Bordeaux, it’s so damn fun expensive. I know that’s a very non-yacht thing to say.

 

[DarkSimian]

Those I have. I was a sommelier in college.

So you experimented in college? Interesting.....

 

[LostGirlTink]

So you experimented in college? Interesting.....

Yep.

 

[DarkSimian]

Yep.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Tink's dorm room.....

 

[LostGirlTink]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Tink's dorm room.....

Tink did not have a dorm room. Tink likes her privacy and her own space...
BUT I did have a roommate.

 

[DarkSimian]

Tink did not have a dorm room. Tink likes her privacy and her own space...
BUT I did have a roommate.

"LostGirlTink: The College Years"

I would watch this....

 

[LostGirlTink]

"LostGirlTink: The College Years"

I would watch this....

There would have to be whole episodes where I never looked up from textbooks. I'm sure it would be riveting. LOL

 

[DarkSimian]

There would have to be whole episodes where I never looked up from textbooks. I'm sure it would be riveting. LOL

I'm waiting for the special "slumber party episode"

And my occasional guest spot. I'd be like the Comic Shop Guy from "Big Bang Theory"

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Hmm Tink's college years...grins...sounds promising...

 

[LiamHDunn]

There would have to be whole episodes where I never looked up from textbooks. I'm sure it would be riveting. LOL

Sort of like the Truman Show!

 

[justasimplegirl]

There would have to be whole episodes where I never looked up from textbooks. I'm sure it would be riveting. LOL

If you don't think reading is sexy, I can sending you links for a dozen or so videos. Reading can be positively orgasmic.