Tinks Lamp

[clark_kent]

I hate housecleaning. I do it, but I hate it. Music always makes it better and I stumbled across a playlist a while ago that I like. Anyone else do that? Have certain music they listen to for specific things?

Bruce Springsteen is good for all occasions.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I am not in a good mood. Someone tell me a joke or something.

 

[secretofthesea07]

I am not in a good mood. Someone tell me a joke or something.

how do you make a hormone?

 

[LostGirlTink]

how do you make a hormone?

I'm almost afraid to ask.

 

[secretofthesea07]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

punch her in the stomach

 

[LostGirlTink]

punch her in the stomach

That was awful. Funny but awful.

 

[secretofthesea07]

at least you laughed!

 

[LostGirlTink]

at least you laughed!

I did.

I feel like I should be wearing a "People are the worst" shirt today.

 

[secretofthesea07]

people may be the worst, but people here at lit are the best!

 

[clark_kent]

I am not in a good mood. Someone tell me a joke or something.

Two men are peeing off a bridge.
First man says, “water’s cold.”
Second man says, “deep too.”

Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Two men are peeing off a bridge.
First man says, “water’s cold.”
Second man says, “deep too.”

Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress.

*groans*
That's terrible.

*tidies up the lamp and considers getting a puppy*
I won't because I already have dogs but my friend just got a puppy that looks almost exactly like this.
http://cdn3-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/30-impossibly-cute-puppies/impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg

Now I want 12.

 

[hairball18]

*groans*
That's terrible.

*tidies up the lamp and considers getting a puppy*
I won't because I already have dogs but my friend just got a puppy that looks almost exactly like this.
http://cdn3-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/30-impossibly-cute-puppies/impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg

Now I want 12.

12, why not an even dozen.

 

[LostGirlTink]

https://media.giphy.com/media/wVsPvxaDUUrYI/giphy.gif

 

[LostGirlTink]

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/25466f_605fa461aded4c43a356a8edc2325c1c~mv2.png

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^^^ I love this, Tink. Perfect. As soon as people start with small talk I can't jump out of the nearest window fast enough!

 

[LostGirlTink]

^^^^^ I love this, Tink. Perfect. As soon as people start with small talk I can't jump out of the nearest window fast enough!

I'm a TMI person. We could be standing in line at the grocery store and if you smile and ask how my day is going there's a 50/50 chance I'll either you it's lovely and mention the weather or start telling you about the weird dream I had last night and why "Rock and Roll Never Forgets" makes me cry.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would definitely want to hear about your weird dream.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I would definitely want to hear about your weird dream.

I have lots of weird dreams. I see you've changed to your Thanksgiving AV

 

[clark_kent]

I'm a TMI person. We could be standing in line at the grocery store and if you smile and ask how my day is going there's a 50/50 chance I'll either you it's lovely and mention the weather or start telling you about the weird dream I had last night and why "Rock and Roll Never Forgets" makes me cry.

So how’s the weather there?

 

[LostGirlTink]

So how’s the weather there?

Moving from autumn to winter too quickly for me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have lots of weird dreams. I see you've changed to your Thanksgiving AV

And you have as well. We're just two little festive weird dreamers.

 

[clark_kent]

Moving from autumn to winter too quickly for me.

Cold and rainy. At this rate, the house will never get painted.
I need to move to Arizona.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I love holidays. I'd have made a fabulous kindergarten teacher, except elementary school kids are not my favorite creatures.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I should look for a Thanksgiving Dragon pic.

*hugs* Tink.

 

[clark_kent]

I love holidays. I'd have made a fabulous kindergarten teacher, except elementary school kids are not my favorite creatures.

I love going to people who love holidays because they will go all out so that I don’t have to.