Time to fuck the world off

Jakass-In-A-Box

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Okay I'm new here; well this name is at least. I am an asshole at heart and you sure as hell are going to know this in the near future. Before the flaming starts a message for all you guys and gals. Suck my dick.
 
Welcome to Lit, Jackass. :) It will be entertaining to watch you attempt to live up to your name. I have a hunch, however, that your stay will be short-lived. A one dimensional character has a short shelf life compared to the well-rounded assholes that populate Lit.
 
Mischka said:
Welcome to Lit, Jackass. :) It will be entertaining to watch you attempt to live up to your name. I have a hunch, however, that your stay will be short-lived. A one dimensional character has a short shelf life compared to the well-rounded assholes that populate Lit.





<----------------------well rounded........tit.
 
Well rounded ass holes???

Isn't that lobito's claim to fame.

Hheheheh.
 
Her lipstick exactly matches her nipples. I wonder if she planned that?
 
When your job requires your nipples to hang out all day you think of details like that, I suppose.
 
*smiles brightly* A new toy!! Aww, guys, you shouldn't have! Thank you!!! C'mon, group hug!

Dick sucking is something I'm very good at if you don't mind the, er, "baggage" that comes along with the mind-blowing head.
 
That's rather impressive. Maybe next time I'm at the Clinique counter, I'll whip one of 'em out and ask the salesclerk to match me.
 
A sense of accomplishment

lavender said:
Hey Mensa, you knew I would use em.

Isn't it satisfying when you can get just the right one for the right place?;)
 
I believe you need your own site to link it to, my dear. That's what I do anyway, when I feel the need.
 
Welcome! Crush your enemies..see them driven before you...and hear the lamentations of the women!
It'll be fun! Bring it! Yeeehhhaaaaaa! :D
 
Way to go lavender, that’s the spirit. Now if only you had done it right you incompetent fool. At least Mensa and Elizabeth did the job right. Fuck you too, glad to make your acquaintance. Hopefully we can piss each other off in the near future.
Now what the fuck is up with your name? Do you want to be beaten till your purple? Or are you trying to convince us you are as pure and innocent as a flower? Yah now that’s a laugh.
 
Suck your dick...

This little thing here, this is your dick? I have seen bigger clits.

I am sure it will grow when you get older. So don't worry.

Oh, I don't suck dicks anyhow. I am not gay. You will have to find another fellow to do that for you.
 
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