Time to Confess.

Bless me Rasta for I have sinned. It has been forever since my last confession.

Today alone, I had impure thoughts about the UPS driver, Nora, the deli clerk and the man I saw jogging this morning.

Over the weekend I gave serious thought to putting my children up for auction on Ebay.

I've said "fuck me" at least five times in the last week, and

I have sinned against my body almost everyday since I discovered how good it felt.
 
Rubyfruit said:
Bless me Rasta for I have sinned. It has been forever since my last confession.

Today alone, I had impure thoughts about the UPS driver, Nora, the deli clerk and the man I saw jogging this morning.

Over the weekend I gave serious thought to putting my children up for auction on Ebay.

I've said "fuck me" at least five times in the last week, and

I have sinned against my body almost everyday since I discovered how good it felt.

Such sin with you kids these days. In todays world of uncertainty and faithlessness, I've been such a busy Pope. My child, it seems you have some penance coming you way.
 
Rubyfruit said:
I'm waiting for my punishment, Father.

So you know...When you're performing your penance, you have to call me 'Daddy'....ok, punkin'?
 
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