Time to be serious

[Blase]

The Speed of Darkness is the title track on an album from Irish-American-Celtic-Punk band Flogging Molly.

Here's an old one from Bonnie Tyler: Faster Than the Speed of Night

Note: There is a video for the song that can also be found on YouTube, but it's so lame that I prefer this version with a static pic. This is the extended-play version, btw. You can stop listening at about 4:30 if you don't feel the need to hear the band play for two more minutes.

 

[SamScribble]

Here's an old one from Bonnie Tyler: Faster Than the Speed of Night

Note: There is a video for the song that can also be found on YouTube, but it's so lame that I prefer this version with a static pic. This is the extended-play version, btw. You can stop listening at about 4:30 if you don't feel the need to hear the band play for two more minutes.

Hey, this has lasted pretty damn well. Thanks for the link.

 

[Hypoxia]

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light,
She started one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!

 

[SamScribble]

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light,
She started one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!

And the award for the Best Make-You-Smile Limerick goes to ...

 

[Ghazghkull]

This darkness you describe seems to appear only in the absence of light. It is 0..
nothing. So...... nothing doesn't go anywhere quickly, it goes nowhere in no
time at all. LOL

My previous idea gave me that quirky-ly funny sentence:
The universe is everything... which means that everything is
possible... which means that nothing is impossible... which
means that nothing never existed.

 

[Blase]

Hey, this has lasted pretty damn well. Thanks for the link.

No problem, glad you enjoyed.

There ought to be some compensation for being old enough to remember that kind of stuff.

 

[Hypoxia]

The universe is everything... which means that everything is
possible... which means that nothing is impossible... which
means that nothing never existed.

If nothing existed before now, then nothing probably exists now too. Whew. Meanwhile, the laws of physics generally hold that anything that isn't physically prohibited is inevitable -- except maybe changing the attitudes of some posters here.

 

[Tsotha]

If nothing existed before now, then nothing probably exists now too. Whew. Meanwhile, the laws of physics generally hold that anything that isn't physically prohibited is inevitable -- except maybe changing the attitudes of some posters here.

Everyone dies. Unless you don't consider that a change of attitude.