Time for some word play

[Balladeer08]

This game is to take book titles from LITerature and alter them to EROTIC form.

Two examples to start things off:

Of Vice and Men.

Two Years Before the Masturbator.


Let's see what you can come up with. 8)

 

[Lord Pmann]

A Tale Of Two Titties.

 

[mdbigdee]

The way the nookie crumbles

 

[jomar]

Moby Dick

War and Piece

 

[Balladeer08]

A Tale Of Two Titties.

I would have done that as

A Sale of Two Titties. 8)

 

[Balladeer08]

Moby Dick

War and Piece

ROTFL!

Yeah, Moby Dick is kind of hard to alter. It really isn't at all necessary.

 

[warrior queen]

David Cops-a-feel.
The Smacking of Troy.
Uncle Toms Harem.
Don't Swat The Small Stuff.

 

[butters]

To Kill a Fucking Bird

The Great Gusty

Barely-Legal Women

 

[butters]

The Old Man and the Semen

Lord of the Button-flies

 

[butters]

The Furry, the Bitch and the Dungeon

 

[Balladeer08]

The Old Man and the Semen

That one could be about me!

I laughed so hard I had tears coming from my eyes! This was the high point of my day so far.

Thank you.

 

[Balladeer08]

David Cops-a-feel.
The Smacking of Troy.
Uncle Toms Harem.
Don't Swat The Small Stuff.

Of those, I like Uncle Tom's Harem the best. You should work up a movie script on it.... 8)

 

[Balladeer08]

From Here to Maternity

 

[oggbashan]

The Jill-iad and The Odd-essy.

Caesar's Gallic Whores.