Time for a new ill conceived thread

[hotoldrguy]

So since we are on LIT, we know there are a lot of unusual fetishes out there. Some upon hearing their fetish name make you cringe Other names make you say WTF is that?

So how about some new seemingly benign names for fetishes for ex.

Apple Bobbing - bobbing your cock in warm apple pie
Tomato soup - period Cunnilingus
Chocolate dip - Anal sex

 

[Hornblende]

Knot practice - BDSM

 

[suckonsimon]

Wedding Ring - chunky steel round a man's cock and balls day and night

 

[suckonsimon]

Off Piste - fucking in a hotel stairwell

 

[DriftWood75]

Fish taco - cunnilingus

Fish taco with mayo - creampie cunnilingus

 

[suckonsimon]

Second Best - guy tasting his own cock and pre-cum in his woman's mouth

 

[DriftWood75]

Second Best - guy tasting his own cock and pre-cum in his woman's mouth

How about.. .

Second place - tasting another's cock and pre cum in his woman's mouth

 

[suckonsimon]

How about.. .

Second place - tasting another's cock and pre cum in his woman's mouth

Third Place - guy shafting another's wife in the presence of her husband

 

[suckonsimon]

Spit Roasting - ... oh we all know that one

 

[Bjerget]

Lemonade Stand: For piss drinkers

 

[hotoldrguy]

Lemonade Stand: For piss drinkers

YIKES!

three holes no waiting - MMMF sex

 

[hotoldrguy]

Riding the Hershey Highway - anal sex

 

[ydahecnot]

I protest the thread title; I didn't start if, after all

 

[hotoldrguy]

I protest the thread title; I didn't start if, after all

my bad. I should have known you owned the copyright on that title

 

[latecomer91364]

Crater Lake - in which a man or woman capable of maintaining a huge gaping anus, has it filled with cum (requires a large orgy, with semen collected throught the proceedings), both from that which has been collected, and circles of men ejaculating into his/her wide open hole until it brims over, creating the Crater Lake.

Then it is open felching season, lapping it up with tongues or straws. Rampant cum-kissing ensues.

As evidenced in my story 'Cold Shock' in which the lake provider is female (yes, yet another self-promoting, blatant plug).

https://www.literotica.com/s/cold-shock