Tight jeans.

[estevie]

I think I've put on few pounds lately. My jeans are entirely too tight! Now, they've always been tight because, well just because thats the kinda chica I am. But these jeans are wayyyyyyy too tight. I've had to unbutton to sit in my chair! This is no good. You don't think it could be the chocolate donuts I get on my way to work every morning do you? Ugh. Now, I'm going to have to change my whole outfit for the night. Bah!!


*sigh*

I can't wait for summer!


/end of whine.

 

[DarkAngel]

*stare*

 

[JazzManJim]

You could just run around bottomless here.
Honest!

 

[estevie]

*stare*

Get a good look cause I ain't wearing these jeans again till I lose about 10lbs.


I wish I had a scale.

 

[estevie]

You could just run around bottomless here.
Honest!

Well hell! Why didn't I think of that?!?

*struggles violently to get jeans down over hips*

*panting..sweat glistening on brow*

I'm not sure I can do it on my own. Might have to enlist the children. One on each leg. It will be a moment that will be forever burned into their little brains.

 

[DarkAngel]

Get a good look cause I ain't wearing these jeans again till I lose about 10lbs.


I wish I had a scale.

But but but but..

 

[JazzManJim]

Well hell! Why didn't I think of that?!?

*struggles violently to get jeans down over hips*

*panting..sweat glistening on brow*

I'm not sure I can do it on my own. Might have to enlist the children. One on each leg. It will be a moment that will be forever burned into their little brains.

I can handle that for ya. These hands should be good for something, yes?

 

[estevie]

But but but but..

You'd have me be in a fit of discomfort just so you can look at my ass???



This has just reminded me of that Bob and Tom song. The Camel Toe song! Heh!

 

[DarkAngel]

You'd have me be in a fit of discomfort just so you can look at my ass???



This has just reminded me of that Bob and Tom song. The Camel Toe song! Heh!

Never.. but as long as i got to help you remove them, and the massage your body to relieve the stress of the jeans..

 

[estevie]

I can handle that for ya. These hands should be good for something, yes?

Ok, I'll anchor myself and you just give 'em a good rip!

Careful not to rip me in half, k?

 

[JazzManJim]

Ok, I'll anchor myself and you just give 'em a good rip!

Careful not to rip me in half, k?

You won't feel any pain at all. I promise.

 

[estevie]

Never.. but as long as i got to help you remove them, and the massage your body to relieve the stress of the jeans..

Oh. Well then.


Stand by with jaws of life.

 

[DarkAngel]

Oh. Well then.


Stand by with jaws of life.

You wish is my command!

 

[estevie]

You won't feel any pain at all. I promise.

Why, you got some oil up your sleeve?

*giggles*

 

[estevie]

You wish is my command!

Hey, I like you.

You come here often?

 

[JazzManJim]

Why, you got some oil up your sleeve?

*giggles*

Heh. With the end result being you bottomless and oiled up?

What do you think?

 

[estevie]

Heh. With the end result being you bottomless and oiled up?

What do you think?

LOL!

And here I thought you were just trying to be helpful!

 

[JazzManJim]

LOL!

And here I thought you were just trying to be helpful!

Well, with my plan, we both get something!

 

[estevie]

Whewwww, I'm all changed! I feel much better. I'm gone for a bit. But I shall return!


I'll let you know when I'm bottomless, k Jim?

Have a great night, love!

 

[HeavyStick]

este..... you could always walk around in a thong... we won't mind.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

are you mooning people when you bend over??