Thunder pisses me the fuck off

[KillerMuffin]

The utter nerve of it. To thunder and lightning here. It seriously pisses me the hell off. I mean now I have to pick, my puter or being online. Arrrrrghghghghghg. You know, this is my time to be here and throw words around and now it's out there thundering around like some big bad weather pattern is going on.

Fuck. My laptop doesn't have fucking ethernet. This just cheeses me off.

Okay. I'm going to go outside and yell quietly at the sky. I don't want to wake the neighbors. They're octogenarians and need their sleep. I think Leo is knocking boots with Mrs. Thomas anyway.

Toodles guys. Hopefully I'll get off before my puter gets fried. Okay, Muff, offline young lady. MARCH!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I still think that Thumper dont piss anyone off.

I know, but thats what I read it as first time.

 

[p_p_man]

I was wondering who Thunder was...