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"Wow, Myron, how nice of you to share me with your Dad! You're the best boyfriend a girl could have!"
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"Wow, Myron, how nice of you to share me with your Dad! You're the best boyfriend a girl could have!"
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"See, Brock, I told you that you would love my mother!"
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"Oh, hi, Dad! Mom and I just had to interview the gardener! Don't worry, though! Mom said that she wanted you to interview the maid! Isn't that right, Mom?"
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"That's a good boy.....every Dixon man has to step up and do his part. You're 18 and about to join the Navy, but you can't leave us a virgin! Now, fuck your slutty sister like the bitch craves!"
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Catching his wife Tara in bed with his brother Ronnie, Lonnie's dream cum true....he just had to join in. Nine months later, he gladly claimed the spawn as his own, too....
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When people ask Gordon why he doesn't mind that his girlfriend Gracie is a stripper, they never do get the full answer, but here it is.....her colleagues get to join them in bed, because Gracie is always so turned-on that she has to fuck them and her boyfriend at once.
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"You want to be a whore, Hillary? Fine, but we're going to make money off your cheating ass!"
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Best....Aunt.....Ever...
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Her daughter Megan's no slouch, either.....just ask the fine troops that she serves whenever they go on leave in town.
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When Laura lost that card game with her son Billy and his friend Jake, she learned that incest really was the best, especially with a cherry on top....Jake's virginity, which she took with aplomb.
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"Oh, hi, baby! I've gone into porn! Isn't it wonderful? If not, just watch me get fucked by Cal and Joel, while their wives suck your dick!"
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Nurse Bethany always had the best bedside manner, all of her patients agreed, especially the male ones.
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The day that Darcy turned 18, she bent over for Father Jim and Father Rick....and then they heard her confession.
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It might have been a mistake to introduce Kelly to his frat brothers, as they might have mistaken her for a pledge....
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Walter's divorce lawyer Heidi didn't want money....she wanted him and his best friend Lew in her bed, every night during the trial. After that, well, they could do what they wanted, but she dropped by now and then for auld lang syne.
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"No, Chuck, you breed Charlotte first, and then me. She won the coin toss," Toni told her husband Charles on their wedding night, where his own mother surprised him by joining in....evidently, it wasn't a shock to his bride, however.
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Price of two handjobs? 45 dollars. Fellatio? 60 dollars. DP? 120 dollars. A bonding experience from their first ever visit to a hooker since their double wedding? Priceless.
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"Sorry, Stan, but it's Roger's turn to breed me. This means blowjobs only for you for the next few days."
"Damn it, Aunt Carrie!"
"Watch your mouth or it's double garbage duty for a month!"
Despite being only 7 years their senior, Aunt Carrie really could be quite strict with her nephews.
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One thing is sure....after meeting Petra, Philip will always remember Johannesburg with a smile. So will his brother Tate.
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"That's very good, honey! Give our daughter the best fucking ever! She needs to learn that anal is something that nice girls do....and naughty ones, too!"
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Christine and her cousin Caroline had the same tastes in men.....and as it turned out, the same man, too....their cousin Josh.
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Between Jerry and Jonathan, Luz got her anchor baby and she kept them guessing as to which one bred her.
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It's not easy taking care of Dad and Big Brother at once, but Shelly had the knack for it.
