Three's Company

[mars99]

OK, I know it's cheesy and it's probably been done before, but I used to masturbate to this show so much when I was a kid, I had to try it out here You all know the show, I'm sure. I'll play Jack Tripper so I need Janet, Chrissy, and Larry. Maybe later we can add Mr. Furley or the Ropers.

JackIC-
I woke up in a dull mood yet again. Business was slow down at my Bistro and the Ropers would be expecting rent which I didn't have yet again. On top of that, I had a restless night's sleep due to some heavy moaning and petting coming from Janet and Chrissy's room next door. Yeah, they always denied it, but come on, it didn't take a genius to figure out what was going on in there. I was forced to masturbate myself to sleep again, dreaming of the day they'd let me join in their little pussy party next door.

I stumbled out of bed and into the kitchen, painfully tripping over the couch on the way. I threw some eggs on the stove and called for my nubile, young roommates to join me.

"Janet, Chrissy! I have something for you girls to eat!" Oh, geez, was that an unintentional sexual innuendo? I'd never done that before! Visions of the lingerie clad girls teased my thoughts as I stirred the eggs.......

 

[Destiny_Brent]

Do you mind if I try my hand at Janet? I haven't watched it in a few months but I think I can do it! http://www.geocities.com/destiny_brent/MyArt/AvilynColored.jpg

 

[mars99]

OOC: Of course Destiny! You're always welcome I haven't seen the show in a long time myself but I remember it like it was yesterday.

 

[Destiny_Brent]

So do you want to start now or wait for a Chrissy?

 

[mars99]

I'll try to recruit a Chrissy since no one's exactly jumping at the chance. If not, we can start with just us if you still want to. I'll let you know.

 

[SexyChele]

Unless you already have some one in mind

I'd love to try my hand at being Chrissy. Love to see if I can do the dumb blonde bit.

If you already have some one in mind...let me know. I always got a kick out of Mrs. Roper!

 

[mars99]

OOC: It's all yours SexyChele! First come, first served. Either you or Destiny can take my little opening and post whenever you want.

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

OOC: Cool, thanks, Mars!

At Jack's voice that breakfast is on, I come into the kitchen in my short, sheer nightie and sit down at one of chairs. Casually looking at Jack....

"Well, good cause I'm starved for some sausage."

As Jack drops 2 eggs to the floor, I sigh heavily.

"Aw, Jack! You're even more clumsy than I am! Oh, good-morning, Janet!"

 

[mars99]

Jack

"How would you like your eggs, Chrissy? You seem like an over-easy kind of gal."

I chuckle to myself as I scoop up the spilled eggs. I take in her sheer nightie as I join her at the table.

I pour us both a cup of coffee. "How much cream do you take?"

"Well, good morning Janet!"...

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

"Oh Jack, you know I like my eggs scrambled! What's gotten into you today? SHEESH!"

As I see Jack take in my nightie, I'm secretly pleased...however....decorum calls for me to try to not notice. As Jack pours coffee, I smell the aroma appreciatively...

"Mmmm, thanks Jack. You know I always take as much cream as I possibly can..."

 

[mars99]

Jack

"All you possibly can, huh? Well then I'll just empty my cream container into your cup, how's that?" As I pour the cream my eyes are riveted to her breasts, which sway and jiggle lightly under her nightie, her nipples visible through the silky fabric.

"Now Chrissy, I know I heard noises in your girls' room again last night. Are you going to tell me what was going on?"

I moved back to the stove for the eggs, knowing my growing erection was tenting my pajamas further each second....

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

I grin as I recall the previous evening....my face in Janet's pussy, licking such sweetness from her. Mmmm...and Janet's fingers in my pussy bringing me to orgasm again and again.

OH! But this is Jack!

"Now, Jack! You know that Janet doesn't want me talking about what happens in our room with you! That's personal information - not for guys!"

I look at Jack as he is by the stove. Well, he does have a really cute behind. But no, Janet would be SOOOO mad at me if I tell Jack anything.

"So, is that sausage ready to eat yet?"

 

[mars99]

"Aw jeez Chrissy, Janet's not even awake yet. You must've really done some kind of job on her last night!" I thought back to how I'd pressed my ear up against the wall, milking my slippery shaft eagerly as cries of "Oh, Chrissy!! OH, that's so good, baby!" filtered into my room.

"Surely you can tell me a LITTLE of what happened. If you do, I'll slip you that sausage your stomach is craving so badly."...

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

I jump up, playing to be furious with Jack, not considering the fact that my nightie is nearly see-through and Jack is getting quite a show....

"OH! Jack! You were eavesdropping again, weren't you?!? Shame, Jack!"

I bounce back into the chair, not taking notice that other parts of my body are bouncing as well...

I glance over at the stove....smelling breakfast, and I had worked up quite an appetite last night, and things were smelling mighty good. Jack sees this as he moves the pans closer to me and then takes them away. allowing me to get just a drift.

"Oh, ok Jack! What do you want to know?? You have to be specific. And don't you DARE tell Janet!"

 

[Destiny_Brent]

"Chrissy!"

My eyes got wide as I had turned the corner, hearing Chrissy offer to give details.

"What are you doing..."

I grumbled under my breath my eyebrows raising as a hint for her to shut up, that certainly wasn't anything Jack needed to know about.

OOC:

Go away for a night and look what happens! *Grins* Welcome Sexy

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

OOC: Sorry, Destiny....was just having too much fun with this one. Like the real corny jokes? Maybe we could use some help with that - or leave as is!


IC:
I spin around as Janet enters the room, eyes wide. How was I going to get myself out of this one???

Turning back to Jack, I glare...


"See what you did, Jack? All because you couldn't keep your ears in your own room!"

 

[mars99]

Jack

"Now, now girls, let's not have a scene. Breakfast is ready. I've cooked something that I'm sure you both will dike--I mean, LIKE." Whoops.

I hadn't heard the words of Chrissy's admonishment because I was too busy salivating at her jiggling boobs and large, brown nipples which brushed lightly against her nighty.

I layed breakfast on the table and gave Janet the once over, my buldge still growing by the minute.

"Just tell me....who plays the master and who plays the sub?" I laughed to myself as I looked into the pretend irritation in their eyes....

OOC: Welcome Dest. We thought we'd set the table for you.

 

[Destiny_Brent]

OOC: *Grins* Well thank you!

IC:

I rolled my eyes at his obvious intentional blunder but just plopped down at the seat, my breasts bouncing a little as I sit. I couldn't help but smile, even in his irrating he was adorable, and god I really did like him. But I frowned deeply to hid it,

"Now why on earth do you need to know that? I don't think it's any of your...."

But I was interrupted by Chrissy again blurting out quickly the response.

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

"Jack! What do you think we do in there? SHEESH! Sub! We're not playing battleship, you know! Besides, what would a master have to do with a submarine??"

I look to Janet

"Can you believe him? He thinks we playing with submarines in our room!"

<I would write Chrissy's laugh in here, but somehow can't get the right keystrokes together....so use your imaginations!>

 

[captainb]

ooc: just poking my nose in. this is hilarious, it sounds just like the show! at least so far... keep it up!

 

[SexyChele]

OOC: Well, CaptainB....we still need a Larry.....just a casual hint, you understand! But thanks!

 

[mars99]

Jack

<Pauses, then imitates Chrissy's laugh>"NCHAA, NCHAA, NCHAA...!!" (best I could do )

"No, Chrissy. I mean, um, who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? Who's the ignition and who's the key?"

I walk around the table and begin massaging Janet's bare shoulders. I lean down and whisper in her ear.

"Who's the fire and who's the ice? Arggg." I nibble on her ear playfully, looking over at Chrissy as I do so.....

 

[SexyChele]

Chrissy

(Looking at Jack with her best "I don't know look")

"Well, Jack, neither Janet or I play baseball...you know that. And I don't even have a car, so what would I care about keys and ignitions!"

Eyes widen as Jack nibbles on Janet's ear....

"Janet! How could you? Jack, you are just a beast!"

 

[Destiny_Brent]

Janet shook her head at Chrissy's response ubelieving, as Jack continued to try and clarify it for her, Chrissy's look got even more confused and clueless. It was kind of cute. I raised my fingertips to cover my lips trying to stifle the giggle that came out, not wanting to hurt her feelings.

As Jack's hands begin to massage my shoulders I almost let out a groan, they were pretty sore from last nights workout but then as I felt his gentle nibble I play pushed him aways,

"Jack!..."

I looked at Chrissy smiling a little,

"Honey, he doesn't mean submarines or cars..."

I raise my brows a couple of times, kind of jerking my head towards the bedroom, trying to get her to get the hint, but of course she doesn't so through half clenched teeth I add,

"... he means sex."

I smile a little at his response,

"After all, it's all that's on that mind of his."

 

[mars99]

Jack

<gigantic gasp of mock disagreement>

"That is *not* all that's on my mind.....Janet!" although the fact was my eyes remained riveted to her slightly jiggling tits and the fully pitched tent in my PJ's must surely have been visible to both of them by now.

"Listen girls" I knealt down and took one of them in each arm, pulling them in so that our heads were pressed together, cheek to cheek. "It's just that...you know how Mr. Roper thinks I'm...well, ya know......"<holds out wrist and lets it go limp, looks at Chrissy to see if she understands at least *that* gesture>."I'd like to prove to him once and for all that I'm not. He's coming over in about 20 minutes to pick up the rent and I thought if he could maybe, ya know" my eyeballs rolled from side to side, looking at both of them, "catch us in the act or something..." I bit my lower lip and raised my eyebrows seductively, wondering if the ditzy blonde would catch on and hoping the sexy brunette would reveal her womanly charms to me at last.......