Three things about you...

[Leigh81]

First one. You tried too hard to sell it.

Nope
I kinda screwed up saying the truth, it's mountain biking. I did it in my 20's not teens. Twice I've messed up on these types of threads.

L

 

[Rachaelxx]

Being a bad liar is a good thing!

Nope
I kinda screwed up saying the truth, it's mountain biking. I did it in my 20's not teens. Twice I've messed up on these types of threads.

L

 

[HornyProf]

I for one think _Nixon in China_ is a kick-ass Opera
I believe that ultimately only minds and mind dependent things exist
I talk to myself

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Tell me three things about you...either here or in PM. Two need to be true and one needs to be a lie. Let me see if I can pick out the fib.

UPDATED FOR June 2018

Ok here are three about me... One is a lie... Can you spot the lie?

1. My favorite vacation spot is Turks and Caicos
2. I have an MBA from a top business school
3. I've voted for Donald Trump!

1. I can't dance.
2. I voted for Trump
3. I have a HS diploma from a hick town/county.

 

[done_got_old]

1. I'm getting older.
2. In high school I played in 3 bands and an orchestra.
3. I enjoyed dissection.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Two Truths And A Lie! Fun game, but I'm crap at it.

1. Growing up, I was incredibly shy and awkward.
2. I've never been able to orgasm during anal.
3. I like the color orange more than I do red.

 

[JJonah]

1. The only dance I do well is the Twist.
2. I’ve never broken anyone’s heart.
3. Once, I was nearly decapitated.

 

[angelofthenorth]

1 I have long dark hair
2 I'm a real curvy girl
3 I'm going to be doing rude and dirty things to Old Uncle Jack a week on Friday

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

I’m engaged to be married
My fiancé is a Doctor
I’ve never had beer

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I'm a Grandma.
My first time was 10 years ago.
I really like to read.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I'm obsessed with the cold War
I own many football shirts
I've just taken a sleeping pill

 

[Angedesoleil]

I'm obsessed with the cold War
I own many football shirts
I've just taken a sleeping pill

Rofl.... hats you own hats. Lots and lots of hats. Except for a Yankees one the dog and I destroyed.
You do have a few football shirts though.
1. I've never been on a boat
2. I've got a burn scar
3. There are 11 years between my kids. I could possibly be a grandma before my daughter is out of middle school. Yikes!!!

 

[done_got_old]

I’m not a grandmother.
I still like giving head.
I’m really old.

 

[Tdfkats]

1. I am happiest when its between 90 and 95 degrees out.
2. I like to sleep in below 70 degrees.
3. I can never find the perfect thermostat temperature so I always am either raising it our lowering it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm going to try and spot the lies!

1 I have long dark hair
2 I'm a real curvy girl
3 I'm going to be doing rude and dirty things to Old Uncle Jack a week on Friday :devil :

#1? I'm going to guess that your hair is dark, but short and sassy!

I’m engaged to be married
My fiancé is a Doctor
I’ve never had beer
<3

Um... #2 - I'm guessing your fianceé is a clothing designer.

I'm a Grandma.
My first time was 10 years ago.
I really like to read.

Oh, wow, this one's tough... #2?

I'm guessing your first time was eleven years ago.

I’m not a grandmother.
I still like giving head.
I’m really old.

#3 is the lie! No way you're really old.

1. I wear my heart outside of my chest.
2. I love fucking to classic disco tunes.
3. I like to cook, bake, and feed people.

Shoot, i bet I'll get this one wrong. Is it #3?

I'm guessing that you like cooking, but you're not crazy about baking.

1. I am happiest when its between 90 and 95 degrees out.
2. I like to sleep in below 70 degrees.
3. I can never find the perfect thermostat temperature so I always am either raising it our lowering it.

#3 made me chuckle.

But I'm picking #1 as the lie. Only crazy people like the heat!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Okay, my turn. Which one is the fib?



1. I don't mind trying new foods.

2. I don't like being a problem customer when i eat out,
so i try not to make any changes to the menu items and just pick off the things i don't like.

3. Dark chocolate is my fave. ❤

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Two truths and a fib:

1. I currently have several lovers.
2. My house is almost 150 years old.
3. My best sexual experience was a MFM threesome.

 

[Tedfkats]

Two truths and a fib:

1. My last sexual encounter ended abruptly when it became clear I just wasn't going to fit.

2. I wear flip flops 365 days a year.

3. I bought a motorcycle and an engagement ring on the very same day.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe...

**I like big trucks
**I like big men
**My district manager once let me drive his new Ferrari to the mini-mart to get a soda because he thought i was cute.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Two truths and a fib:

1. I currently have several lovers.
2. My house is almost 150 years old.
3. My best sexual experience was a MFM threesome.

I'll take a crack at it!

Um... I'm guessing your third statement is the fib. Was it an FFM instead?