Three things about you...

OK... then I'll make it tough this time...

Jim ...

1) drives a new F150 Supercrew pickup,

2) Loves slim and fit women, and

3) is self-employed as a general contractor
 
1 and 3 go together. So I think you like some meat on them bones.

OK... then I'll make it tough this time...

Jim ...

1) drives a new F150 Supercrew pickup,

2) Loves slim and fit women, and

3) is self-employed as a general contractor
 
1. I co-owned my first store with my little sister when I was about 10. It turned a small profit in the short term, but didn't last too long.

2. In spite of my years of speedy driving, I have never gotten a ticket, nor been in a crash. As far as the insur... bet agency cares, I have a clean record.

3. I have sesq... ugh still can't do it. I have a fear of long words. (Look it up; I dare not!) It is odd, I admit, for one who wants to write to have a word based fear; it is a good thing there are short words to be used to say most things. I work on it, but some days are hard.
 
1. I am an RN
2. I had a three some once with a high school boyfriend and his friend after I was engaged to my husband.
3. I lost my virginity at 14.
 
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3. Is the lie. You are a terrible speller, but have no fear of big words. You probably speak like you have a PHD and write like a 8-year old. :)

1. I co-owned my first store with my little sister when I was about 10. It turned a small profit in the short term, but didn't last too long.

2. In spite of my years of speedy driving, I have never gotten a ticket, nor been in a crash. As far as the insur... bet agency cares, I have a clean record.

3. I have sesq... ugh still can't do it. I have a fear of long words. (Look it up; I dare not!) It is odd, I admit, for one who wants to write to have a word based fear; it is a good thing there are short words to be used to say most things. I work on it, but some days are hard.
 
These are tricky. Maybe 1 is the lie... ? 2 and 3 kind of go together.

1. I am an RN but my husband works and I now am a stay at home mom.
2. I had a three some once with a high school boyfriend and his friend after I was engaged to my husband.
3. I lost my virginity at 14.
 
1. I love women in stockings
2. I like to wear stockings
3. I have worn stockings
 
1. I am not who or why or what I seem.
2. Brain damage in infancy made me what I am.
3. I am what I am and that's all what I am.
 
Tell me three things about you...either here or in PM. Two need to be true and one needs to be a lie. Let me see if I can pick out the fib.

I have a totally awesome job that I love. I know some things about you that the majority of people here don't. I have 3 legs.
Welcome back :)
 
I know that 1 and 2 are true. I hope you are staying out of trouble. I am.


I have a totally awesome job that I love. I know some things about you that the majority of people here don't. I have 3 legs.
Welcome back :)
 
I know that 1 and 2 are true. I hope you are staying out of trouble. I am.

Trouble is relative. I know what your kind of trouble is, and am glad to hear you're not in it. It's nice to see you again.
 
1. I have horrific migraines. This is day two of one that seems to come and go. Fucker.
2. I am looking for a job. Today I interviewed for one that the salary was so low I thought I might have to do phone sex on the side if I get it (except it would require approval to get the part-time job and they would probably frown on phone sex operator as a part-time job).
3. May favorite color is pink but I never wear it. Typically always in black or red.
 
1. I have horrific migraines. This is day two of one that seems to come and go. Fucker.
2. I am looking for a job. Today I interviewed for one that the salary was so low I thought I might have to do phone sex on the side if I get it (except it would require approval to get the part-time job and they would probably frown on phone sex operator as a part-time job).
3. May favorite color is pink but I never wear it. Typically always in black or red.

#2- If it's true, what a pisser.
 
I can relate to 3 although I think that's a lie and you DO wear it.

1. I have horrific migraines. This is day two of one that seems to come and go. Fucker.
2. I am looking for a job. Today I interviewed for one that the salary was so low I thought I might have to do phone sex on the side if I get it (except it would require approval to get the part-time job and they would probably frown on phone sex operator as a part-time job).
3. May favorite color is pink but I never wear it. Typically always in black or red.
 
1. I have horrific migraines. This is day two of one that seems to come and go. Fucker.
2. I am looking for a job. Today I interviewed for one that the salary was so low I thought I might have to do phone sex on the side if I get it (except it would require approval to get the part-time job and they would probably frown on phone sex operator as a part-time job).
3. May favorite color is pink but I never wear it. Typically always in black or red.

If 1 is true then I feel for you.
If 2 is true don't take it unless you actually fancy the phone sex job too.
And 3, well just wear pink.
 
Doesn't coffee trigger migranes? So I'm going to say 1 is the lie.

1. I get migraines and various headaches. They can cripple me.
2. I love starting my day with coffee and reading in bed
3. I am pretty obsessive about shaving my legs.
 
1. I avoid caffeine for health reasons. De-caf coffee tastes like sadness.

2. I'm totally baby-faced.

3. I'm attracted to older men. This doesn't bode well when combined with #2.
 
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