Three Stooges Morning...

[SierraNoel]

I have to share with someone my 3-stooges morning. There are just some days where I feel LESS than graceful.

So, I'm in the shower not completely awake, and put some conditioner in my hand for my hair and went to reach for....MY FOOT. That's right I almost slathered my expensive hair conditioner all over my foot. Oh well, at least it would have been soft and mangeable.

Moving on...I have a removeable shower head and removed it to use the massager on my back, as it is really tight right now due to all the exercise I am doing, and as I was moving it towards my back I twisted the head and shot water straight into my ear. It of course did not shoot straight back out. So there I am in the shower attempting to tilt my head over far enough to drain it all out, and in the mean time I am clinging to the side of the shower for dear life because I didn't want to fall on over.

Then I'm sitting on a closed toilet lid to lotion my body up and I'm sitting there massaging it into my leg when for no reason at all I start tipping over. No reason at all, and I'm thinking to myself..."Hm, look at that, I'm tipping over." Do I attempt to catch myself? No, not really. About 1/2 way to the ground, I think, "You know what? I might want to catch myself and stop me from injuring myself." My brain finally caught on so I reached out and grabbed the sink counter and righted myself back up.

By this time I'm beginning to wonder if I have any sense whatsoever. But to be honest I did heavily amuse myself.

So that was my morning! Hope it gave you a laugh!

SierraNoel

 

[doormouse]

You dickhead

LOL

Thanks for the images

Naked man images. Mmmmmmmmm

 

[Guest]

You dickhead

LOL

Thanks for the images

Naked man images. Mmmmmmmmm

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[Liar]

...when for no reason at all I start tipping over. No reason at all, and I'm thinking to myself..."Hm, look at that, I'm tipping over." Do I attempt to catch myself? No, not really. About 1/2 way to the ground, I think, "You know what? I might want to catch myself and stop me from injuring myself." My brain finally caught on so I reached out and grabbed the sink counter and righted myself back up.

That is so me. Except I wouldn't be alert enough to grab anything until my neck actually impacted with the bathtub, or something like that.

Be glad you got out of it alive. Most accidents happens at home. And most are really dumb.

#L

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... I twisted the head and shot water straight into my ear .... I'm sitting on a closed toilet lid ... and ... I'm tipping over ... I'm beginning to wonder if I have any sense whatsoever ...

Water in your ear is probably a good excuse why your balance went all out of whack.

Possibly not, but if I were you, I’d use it.

 

[doormouse]

???

What????

LOL

 

[SierraNoel]

I really did all those things...

I honestly had that all happen in one morning. I totally did not make that up. I wish that I could say that I did.

I hope that you all had fun reading it and that you won't laugh too hard at me, but I promise there are more stories to come.

Because well I'm just that clutzy!

Take care all!