Three signs that a kid is being raised by a lesbian . . .

[Nirvanadragones]

Conversation at Madame Tussauds in Amsterdam -

Her: "Mummy!! There's that woman!!" *looks at model of Princess Dianna.*
Me: I see! What's her name again?
Her:"Ellen!!!"

Oh, come on, admit it. There are definite similarities!

Then there was this classic tale . . . when this really sweet guy decided to hold the door open for us, and I walked through, he smiled at me - my 6 year old's reaction to him, with her hands on her hips:"My mummy doesn't like men that way . . . but thank you, anyway." *walks again with an attitude*


Disclaimer: This thread is meant as me sharing a spot of fun from my life, so please keep any political and/ or gender biased, and/ or stereotype biased opinions etc out of it.

 

[sweetness6280]

Then there was this classic tale . . . when this really sweet guy decided to hold the door open for us, and I walked through, he smiled at me - my 6 year old's reaction to him, with her hands on her hips:"My mummy doesn't like men that way . . . but thank you, anyway." *walks again with an attitude*

OMG, too cute. And so typical of a 6 yr old.

 

[Guest]

"Can you spend the night?"

"I have to ask my moms."

that piccie is priceless!

 

[DesertPirate]

Every one is priceless

Having raised 3 daughters I expect that attitude

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Then there was this classic tale . . . when this really sweet guy decided to hold the door open for us, and I walked through, he smiled at me - my 6 year old's reaction to him, with her hands on her hips:"My mummy doesn't like men that way . . . but thank you, anyway." *walks again with an attitude*

As the parent of a 5yo I have no trouble picturing this attitude.

 

[Guest]

cuteness!!

 

[tickledkitty]

Adorable. Hard to believe that Marilyn isn't a real person standing there.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

So sweet

 

[Stella_Omega]

She's the spit of Eloise, isn't she!

 

[tickledkitty]

She's the spit of Eloise, isn't she!

Aren't they all at six?

 

[Guest]

bwahahaha!!!!!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

sick, twisted, little freak.

 

[Guest]

sick, twisted, little freak.

what the fuck is your problem?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

kids are amazingly cute and funny with what they get up too

 

[Vermilion]

what the fuck is your problem?

He's just jealous. A six year old with more nous than him, who'd've thunk it?
x
V

 

[ABSTRUSE]

sick, twisted, little freak.

Christ you're an asshole. Thats my other daughter you're talking about

 

[sweetness6280]

I pay no attention to the tiny insignificant bug, nor to the drivvel that spews from its mouth.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Ronald Reagan wouldnt approve. His is the final word on all things.

 

[3113]

what the fuck is your problem?

He's got a form of tourette's syndrome. Anytime someone on a thread says something JJ feels compelled to leap in and add, "Did you know I'm an asshole? Look! Look! I'm an asshole! Did I mention that?"

Most pathetic need for attention you'll ever see. They tried having a telethon for him...everyone put the telethon on ignore

Christ you're an asshole. Thats my other daughter you're talking about

And yet another five or six people JJ has induced to put him on their ignore list.

For you Abs. It's the daughter that matters, not the assholes--and really, JJ isn't that good an asshole any way. He has dreams of troll grander, but he still lives in his parents' basement and is unlikely to achieve it.

 

[Guest]

They tried having a telethon for him...everyone put the telethon on ignore

heh

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

3113

Youre nose is gonna grow, if that's possible.

I simply say what most people think and believe.

As for kids, well, they'll parrot anything their parent blathers and chatters about. Jeez, I mean how much faith do you put in a person who believes in Santa, Easter Bunnies, monsters beneath the bed, and faggotty parents?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

3113

Youre nose is gonna grow, if that's possible.

I simply say what most people think and believe.

As for kids, well, they'll parrot anything their parent blathers and chatters about. Jeez, I mean how much faith do you put in a person who believes in Santa, Easter Bunnies, monsters beneath the bed, and faggotty parents?

If it wasn't for people who hate, the rest of us wouldn't know what love is. You're a sad man.

 

[Guest]

I simply say what most people think and believe.

and you know this how?

you seem fucking clueless to me

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ABTRUSE

I hate no one. I simply refuse to join the Care Bear Chorus that celebrates every depravity and kink.

 

[impressive]

and you know this how?

you seem fucking clueless to me

He just left out a couple adjectives, sweet.

It should read:

"I simply say what most narrow-minded, bigoted, hate-filled people think and believe."