Three Life lessons

[jomar]

Strive for the platinum rule with friends and loved ones.

Live within your means.

Never make the 25th post on Lit.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

(1) It really IS in the kiss.

(2) It is virtually impossible to make good eye contact here.

(3) In some great measure, we eventually become like our parents, no matter what we do as teenagers.

 

[HisArpy]

1. When it comes to money, no one, not even your mom, will do something solely for your benefit.

2. Pay attention. That bus ain't gonna stop until after it hits you.

3. If you don't ask, someone else will dance with the girl of your dreams at the prom.

4. Tits. Or GTFO.

 

[Hipshot1554]

1.Laughter really is the best medicine.

2. Do the right thing even if no one is watching.

3. Your friends define you.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Since Butters is doing four instead of three, then so will I!

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1) Dance

2) Music

3) Sex

4) Romance

DMSR life, bitches. It's all there. Prince laid down the gospel for y'all ages ago and if some of y'all had listened, this world might be a better place now!

This all day, and laugh. As Liar said, engage in silliness.

 

[Comshaw]

1) No matter what's happening, no matter how you feel, do one anonymous act of kindness weekly. It will teach you things you need to know.

2) Take your part of the world and let others have theirs. No one should have or needs it all.

3) If they beat you to your knees you're in a position to bite one of theirs.


Comshaw

 

[BotanyBoy]

1) You can't trust people, so fuck them before they fuck you, because they will fuck you.

2) Be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet. (brought to you by St. Mattis of Quantico )

3) If you want it, take it, ain't nobody going to hand it to you.

 

[trysail]

(1) Never appeal to someone's conscience. They might not have one.

(with credit to Robert A. Heinlein)​

(2) Never marry anyone with more problems and less money.


(3) Debt (in either the financial or interpersonal variety) is a form of servitude.


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...and two books:

Dawkins, Richard
The Selfish Gene

Bernstein, Peter L.
Against The Gods: The Remarkable Story of Risk




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[DallasDonna]

-Lord loves a workin' man

-Don't trust whitey

-See a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[Jessie_Pinkman]

(1) Helping others helps you. Find a way to make a difference, even a small difference, and your life will feel purposeful.

(2) Anger isn't worth it. Letting it out feels good for a minute, but the lingering effect lasts a long time.

(3) Your kids aren't you. You can teach them, love them, and support them, but you can't change them. You can't control others, not even them.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Don't eat the green wobbly bit.

 

[HAL_9000]

Man (or woman) who goes to bed with itchy anus...

Wakes up with stinky finger.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

1] Take the Red Pill.

2) You get the government you deserve

3) if you cannot out work them, out think them. If you cannot out think them out work them. If cannot do either, work for them.

 

[SissySalina]

1. Do what makes you really feel good inside.

2. Be respectful of others.

3. Find someone to LOVE.

 

[Saint Peter]

-Don't trust whitey

Truth!

 

[Saint Peter]

2) You get the government you deserve

Harsh.

 

[Notcastor]

Mexicans need to learn to stop wiping their ass with our vegetables, si?

If you lived for today, your retarded “life lessons” could be eradicated.

Is it wrong to mourn the loss of dolf’s vulnerability? Or strokable?

 

[afriendg]

Don’t waste too much time on hatred and resentment..it will just poison you, and karma will take care of itself.

You probably know the right thing to do, you ask for advice because you’re not too crazy about it.

Life is still the best thing we’ve got. Treasure it.

 

[oneblueye]

hey

1. never give up

2. never give in

3. never surrender

 

[jomar]

Good movie!