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[Slut_boy]

And so the cost of fuel (petrol, gas) has risen again. I thought I would write a little poem. Yeah, I hear you, trying to warn me not to embarass myself - anyway, here it is:

Total, Mobil, Trek and Shell
Say they have less fuel to sell
Claim they are victims of a squeeze
Caused by Arabs overseas

But I have their prices rise and rise
And I have seen their profits reach the skies
So won't you please go straight to hell
Total, Mobil, Trek and Shell

 

[Savage Kitten]

neat

and as a great political figure once said....

 

[Nicole]

Cute babe Cute.

Just like you

 

[KillerMuffin]

I like that poem. It's wunnyful.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yeah, what they said.

*thinks to herself...someone has too much time on their hands.*

Don't you know they only REAL way to solve your problems is to sue someone? *giggle*

 

[scylis]

SUE?!?

i thought they said KILL...
whooooops...

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Good poem! It is so true.

 

[Siren]

Savage Pussy.........

 

[Rosebud]

Damn the only thing that would have made that better would be if you were taking off my white panties while saying that then.....

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL. You'll all say just about anything to be nice. It's a far cry from the eloquent, erotic poetry of Golden and Endlessly. Anyway, did you here that the gold price dropped a little today. And so I thought that I would once again treat you all to another little poem .... here it is:

Yellow metal shining bright
Plummeting down ..... *ouch*

*Slut_boy starts ducking all the tomatoes* Ouch. Okay, okay I promise not to do it again. Ouch. *Screeming while being dragged off*

 

[Gil]

As the tomatoes fly...
it's "Ouch" you cry!
A promise then...
to never do it again!
Whate'er shall pass...
It's your safety, alas
for which I fear
Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Rosebud]

LMAO at Gil...damn man that just about killed me....

 

[Xander]

LMAO this is great stuff.

 

[Silverlily]

when life hands you lemons...


His ire at the expense of fuel
provoked Slut_boy to wax poetic,
and though the first rhyme, it was cool,
the second was somewhat pathetic.

Now pummeled by the orbs of red,
the situation growing scary,
it's not lemons hurled at his head,
so Slut_bot made a Bloody Mary!

Cheers!

 

[Skitten]

slut_boy and Gil; You guys are just too much your killing me here. ROTFLMAO. Too cool Loved the poems keep em coming.