Thread killers anonymous..

[Wings27]

Dress up as a Polish barmaid and distract him

<sigh> AGAIN???

 

[geronimo_appleby]

So did I!!

Ok, ok, this made me giggle. I think I win in pure sluttiness though.

triple snerk and a ba-dum-tish

 

[Golden_Silence]

ah, so you work for a living?

Ummm, I do m'lud

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Now sur - fucking - prise me... don't tell me you're taller as well huh???

whoops. just found this.

...yes.

 

[Wings27]

One question: have ya'll lost your mind?

 

[BustingOut]

One question: have ya'll lost your mind?

No, they're just British.

 

[mark197205]

Was still funny though

Yeah yeah...

 

[Wings27]

No, they're just British.

I like Brits, one of my best friends is a Brit. I'm an equal opportunity kind of girl.

 

[mark197205]

i'm searching for a retort...

uhm...

hang on...

how about, fuck you?

Oooow, how cutting, I'm bleeding from multiple wounds..

 

[Wings27]

Carry on killahs, I'm off to shop for short skirts. Whoot!

 

[BustingOut]

I like Brits, one of my best friends is a Brit. I'm an equal opportunity kind of girl.

Can't say I like them more or less than anybody else. I worked for a brit once, he was a complete ass, but we've got our fair share of those too so I won't hold it against them.

 

[mark197205]

i meant mark!

Which one?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Can't say I like them more or less than anybody else. I worked for a brit once, he was a complete ass, but we've got our fair share of those too so I won't hold it against them.

jog on, fuckflaps.

 

[Golden_Silence]

<sigh> AGAIN???

yup

mini skirts and thigh highs

Gets him every time

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Oooow, how cutting, I'm bleeding from multiple wounds..

sarcasm? you're good, fellah.

 

[Golden_Silence]

whoops. just found this.

...yes.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

yup

mini skirts and thigh highs

Gets him every time

you been rummaging in my drawers again, you cheeky boy?

 

[mark197205]

Dress up as a Polish barmaid and distract him

*snerk*

Works every time..

 

[Wings27]

you been rummaging in my drawers again, you cheeky boy?

The irony...cheeky....*snort*

 

[Golden_Silence]

No, they're just British.

Can't say I like them more or less than anybody else. I worked for a brit once, he was a complete ass, but we've got our fair share of those too so I won't hold it against them.

Ok, I'm not usually one to bite, but I would like a decent amount of tolerance in here, if thats not your thing, then I can only assume that you are in the wrong place. Lit is full of us Brits, we all have a sense of humoUr and love sparring with you Americans.

That said, we take the piss, but we do not generalise, you on the other hand I have read and watched your posts and can only concur that you are territorial and do not like the idea of us posting here.

Well my friend, I tried, I only bite my tongue once, and then I say my mind.

You're a retard, short and simple, I have rarely found someone that posts with all the charm and allure of a stagnant cesspit than I have you.

You truly deserve some kind of fucking medal for being the complete jackass that you have continued to strive to become.

I cannot speak and will not speak for others that post here, that is their concern, but if you fell off the lit board tomorrow, I'd not really miss you..

Have a nice day

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ok, I'm not usually one to bite, but I would like a decent amount of tolerance in here, if thats not your thing, then I can only assume that you are in the wrong place. Lit is full of us Brits, we all have a sense of humoUr and love sparring with you Americans.

That said, we take the piss, but we do not generalise, you on the other hand I have read and watched your posts and can only concur that you are territorial and do not like the idea of us posting here.

Well my friend, I tried, I only bite my tongue once, and then I say my mind.

You're a retard, short and simple, I have rarely found someone that posts with all the charm and allure of a stagnant cesspit than I have you.

You truly deserve some kind of fucking medal for being the complete jackass that you have continued to strive to become.

I cannot speak and will not speak for others that post here, that is their concern, but if you fell off the lit board tomorrow, I'd not really miss you..

Have a nice day

somebody's tired.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Which one?

bitch

 

[mark197205]

One question: have ya'll lost your mind?

One word, yes

 

[Golden_Silence]

you been rummaging in my drawers again, you cheeky boy?

I forgot to mention mr floppy when I found him.... that dong has seen better days me old china

 

[BustingOut]

Ok, I'm not usually one to bite, but I would like a decent amount of tolerance in here, if thats not your thing, then I can only assume that you are in the wrong place. Lit is full of us Brits, we all have a sense of humoUr and love sparring with you Americans.

That said, we take the piss, but we do not generalise, you on the other hand I have read and watched your posts and can only concur that you are territorial and do not like the idea of us posting here.

Well my friend, I tried, I only bite my tongue once, and then I say my mind.

You're a retard, short and simple, I have rarely found someone that posts with all the charm and allure of a stagnant cesspit than I have you.

You truly deserve some kind of fucking medal for being the complete jackass that you have continued to strive to become.

I cannot speak and will not speak for others that post here, that is their concern, but if you fell off the lit board tomorrow, I'd not really miss you..

Have a nice day

Whoa, back up there fella.

The first statement was a joke, lit's full of them you know. Sometimes they don't always hit. Get over it.

The second one was me already backpeddling a little. Read it again, I'm trying to say that I don't have anything against brits. "Can't say I like them more or less than anybody else."