Thread killers anonymous..

[koalabear]

If you're asking me to give you one.. wait.. wings needs to be given one first... its a lengthy process *nods*

no, no.....wings is handing out the numbers...get in line!

 

[Wings27]

no, no.....wings is handing out the numbers...get in line!

Now serving number 5,467.

 

[DaBears34]

*checks number* hey, how did I get 12,415?????

 

[Golden_Silence]

Ummm, what do I need to be given? Because I'm up for about anything today. *nods*

one... as many times needed until you stop killing threads

 

[limiwa]

I tend to kill...threadson a temporary basis...

 

[Golden_Silence]

I find that I only have the ability to kill threads with UNDER 1000 views...once they get beyond 1000 views, then my words generally have no effect on killing it.....

Oooops...I see that your thread has less than 1000....ummmm...errr...sorry...

Naw.. this thread will die later tonight.... you're blame free for the next few hours

 

[Golden_Silence]

no, no.....wings is handing out the numbers...get in line!

Now serving number 5,467.

*checks number* hey, how did I get 12,415?????

she's a fast worker isn't she??

 

[koalabear]

I tend to kill...threadson a temporary basis...

we'll use the lube then..........

 

[Golden_Silence]

I tend to kill...threadson a temporary basis...

well we're here to help *nods*

 

[koalabear]

she's a fast worker isn't she??

her name isn't wonder slut by mistake.....*nods*

 

[DaBears34]

she's a fast worker isn't she??

I hope!

 

[Wings27]

she's a fast worker isn't she??

What you think Wonder Slut was just for show?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

some fucker take control and issue the fuckin' numbers.

...before the thread dies!

 

[DaBears34]

some fucker take control and issue the fuckin' numbers.

...before the thread dies!

I'm Number 2 in charge of shameless bumps.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

go ahead, Thread, make my day:

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/dirty-harry-clint-eastwood.JPG

 

[Wings27]

some fucker take control and issue the fuckin' numbers.

...before the thread dies!

Ok
GS-1
Dabears-2
KB-3
Di-4
Wings-5
GA-6
Bitchslap-7
ChargerGirl-8
Mark-#9
limiwa-#10
AS2U-#11
Pleaz_Me-#12
Miles-#13
Ms. Maggie-#14

Who else am I missing?

 

[Golden_Silence]

some fucker take control and issue the fuckin' numbers.

...before the thread dies!

MY Gaff... MY Rules

Number in a minute

 

[koalabear]

some fucker take control and issue the fuckin' numbers.

...before the thread dies!

only from hardiac arrest.......

 

[Golden_Silence]

Ok
GS-1
Dabears-2
KB-3
Di-4
Wings-5
GA-6
Bitchslap-7

Who else am I missing?

Perfect

 

[DaBears34]

I'm number 2, I'm number 2!

Why do I feel the urge to post in the "shit" thread?

 

[limiwa]

we'll use the lube then..........

natural lube is a good thing...

 

[done_got_old]

It came to my attention last night that a good friend of mine here has the uncanny knack of saying the right things at the wrong time and thus, becoming a thread killer...

We all have the ability at times to do this, hell, I am a TK'r myself, so I thought we could have a thread for where the TK's on lit could meet and give each other support, and maybe, you popular posters could give us tips as to how to keep threads going and to never drop to the last pages.

So, please come and help the less fortunate among us... and Tk's... come here so you are not alone

*waits to shamelessly bump this thread from page 5 later on*

Who told you I was your good friend?

 

[koalabear]

natural lube is a good thing...

as you wish......

 

[limiwa]

well we're here to help *nods*

thanks for the help...

now when KB wakes up, he'll also see the subject/verb agreement screw ups in your lovely sig line.


I almost choked on my lunch and decided that was one thread that need not be resurrected.

 

[koalabear]

thanks for the help...

now when KB wakes up, he'll also see the subject/verb agreement screw ups in your lovely sig line.


I almost choked on my lunch and decided that was one thread that need not be resurrected.

what's a sublet and a verm?