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koalabear
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all 31 volumes!.....
Considering the douche bags I've been dating lately, I've got plenty of time on my hands.
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koalabear
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here's the first page....written by a "friend".....
Digital Desire
As night falls he appears
His strong fingers
Quietly caressing the keyboard
I want to be those keys
Played with and stroked
Mastered and learned
Standing naked before him
I ask for help to attain
Love's sweet release
Softly whispering my name
He urges me to find the lost
Unexplored places of my body's terrain
Silky essence starts to flow
As he takes control
Seeming to know
How to reach my core
Driving me to places
Never visited before
Guided by my sighs
I envision his fingers
Between my parted thighs
Exploring my secrets
Searching the wetness
Of the soft velvet within
His key strokes
Arouse my every sense
As he brings me
To ecstasy so intense
I cum ... moaning his name
Over and over
My teacher
My friend
My lover
mark197205
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Oh really?
Ahem, ok, there was that one pirate, but he's damn cute, and I couldnt' help myself.
here's the first page....written by a "friend".....
Digital Desire
Well you sure got her snowed, didn't you?
koalabear
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mark197205
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hehehehe.........slut......
We're stating the obvious now? You are a vert.
*snerk*
He was a cool dude, I'll give him that...
yes, he's a very cool dude.
koalabear
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koalabear
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King Vert? Wow, a bit high on ourselves now aren't we?
While you're down there...
Ok, forgive me, I just spent 3 hours researching sex toys. You'll have to excuse me.
koalabear
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mark197205
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stop wasting your money.....get a Sybian........
NO! I will not, I will not, I will not.
I'd rather date douche bags. I CAN'T hide that shit from my kids.
koalabear
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they are made in Illinois, fast shipping to you.......lol.......no need to hide the muscle relaxer..........hehehe
http://www.sybian.com/index.html?set=yes
LOL, nice thought anyway.
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Am glad we can agree...
Hush you, we agree a lot.
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