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[koalabear]

So far ... 'course I haven't figured out a justified reason to go outdoors today, either.

-9 is the best reason.......

 

[pleaz_me]

-9 is the best reason.......

I agree. Pops called and told me not to make the trip this morning. I tried to tell him he could have his grandson for the next 5 days if I came over. He hung up on me!

 

[koalabear]

I agree. Pops called and told me not to make the trip this morning. I tried to tell him he could have his grandson for the next 5 days if I came over. He hung up on me!

hehehe.....I wonder why.....

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband
replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

 

[pleaz_me]

hehehe.....I wonder why.....

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband
replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

I have no idea. He's a perfect angel 'n all.

That's mean!

 

[koalabear]

I have no idea. He's a perfect angel 'n all.

That's mean!

teach you females to ask those type things....hehehe.....http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/ththpinapplesmilef2.gif

 

[koalabear]

Damn right. *nods*

(Oh, and pat me on the head again and I'll bite your fuzzy finger off....just sayin)

*drops a lemonhead on the floor, pats you on the head as you look down at it*...*runs*...........

 

[Wings27]

*drops a lemonhead on the floor, pats you on the head as you look down at it*...*runs*...........

*snarl*

 

[pleaz_me]

teach you females to ask those type things....hehehe.....http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/ththpinapplesmilef2.gif

I know better than to ask a man those kinds of questions.

 

[koalabear]

I know better than to ask a man those kinds of questions.

lol.....I just hold up something shiny if I'm ask that type.......

 

[pleaz_me]

lol.....I just hold up something shiny if I'm ask that type.......

Oooh ... diamonds?

 

[koalabear]

Oooh ... diamonds?

no!.....glossy shoe coupons.......

 

[pleaz_me]

no!.....glossy shoe coupons.......

Almost as good.

 

[Wings27]

*Damn I'm in a funk, bump*

 

[BustingOut]

*Damn I'm in a funk, bump*

*had to read that twice to get it right bump*

 

[pleaz_me]

*Damn I'm in a funk, bump*

~Hands you a chocolate martini~

 

[Wings27]

~Hands you a chocolate martini~

YOU are a doll.

 

[BustingOut]

*saving Wings' ass bump*

 

[le_sucre]

*11 minute bump*

 

[pleaz_me]

YOU are a doll.

Only one thing better than a chocolate/alcohol mix to help the day get better.

 

[koalabear]

Only one thing better than a chocolate/alcohol mix to help the day get better.

*tosses in a bottle of Kama Sutra Chocolate Lube*

 

[mark197205]

Only one thing better than a chocolate/alcohol mix to help the day get better.

And thats more chocolate/alcohol mix...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Evening all.... so its chocolate.. alcohol... and???

Sod it, thats a pretty damn good start

 

[le_sucre]

*Giggles* Looks like someone can't follow his own instructions ....

 

[Golden_Silence]

what you mean???

 

[le_sucre]

what you mean???

The 5 minute rule.