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[OldJourno]

Counter Intelligence: What I learned from my time as a Home Depot employee

Chapter 1: Always push customer toward granite purchase

Chapter 2: It's possible customers won't be amused by "take it for granite" pun when trying to sell faux counter tops

Chapter 3: Closing the deal: When is it OK to hint stapler outline in ridiculous oversized apron is actually Sig Sauer

Chapter 4: How to use a sense of humor in sales pitch when you don't have one (sense of humor, that is)

Chapter 5: How to use a sense of humor is sales pitch when you don't have one (sales pitch, that is)

 

[EternalFantasy]

Appendix:

What to do if granite supplier sold you resin tops in a melamine-granite motif painted layer.
How to intercept communication of Puna mango juice supplier to the VP of said cartel.
Where to hide your liquid-resistant bug and routing it's antennae through the banana fields.
How to jump from the helipad with your jacket-mounted copter.... gadget.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Chapter 1: Always push customer toward granite purchase

Why? Is it the most expensive stone in the store?

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, goodie, my own attack thread. I must have struck a nerve.