thread death...

[SimplySouthern]

Hope dinner was good. Just another day at the office for me. Hope y'all have a good day.

 

[Cheyenne]

I did, I did!

 

[Pyper]

So, uh, I've never been on this thread. Can I, like, say anything?

 

[Cheyenne]

Yup, you just did. But it's dead now, move along everyone. Nothing left to see.

 

[Pyper]

Can I, like, sing?

 

[Cheyenne]

Ah, nope. Unless, of course, you can carry a tune in a bucket.

 

[Pyper]

Well, what do you think everyone? Can I carry a tune in a bucket?

::resounding boo's are heard from the general population::

Damn you all! I'm singing anyway!


Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture the moment
Everyone knows it's Wendy!

...

I feel better now.

 

[MinkSoul]

Hey WOW....

is this, like, a thread about death?

 

[Cheyenne]

That depends. We haven't heard Pyper sing yet.

 

[MinkSoul]

Well, what do you think everyone? Can I carry a tune in a bucket?

::resounding boo's are heard from the general population::

Damn you all! I'm singing anyway!


Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture the moment
Everyone knows it's Wendy!

...

I feel better now.

i think you mean Windy....



{{ducks}}

 

[Cheyenne]

Oops, you mean she was singing and I didn't recognize it?

And it is "Windy"- from about 1968 if I remember correctly.

 

[MinkSoul]

let's see.....

2001-1968=......Dam, i've been around a while... i was 12 in '68...

 

[Pyper]

Right, you're right. It's Windy. In fact, I knew that, but for some reason I sang it "Wendy". I think it was subconscious. My mom's name is Wendy and I like to annoy her with that song. Do I have unresolved issues here?

 

[Cheyenne]

You beat me. I was 10 and in 5th grade when that song came out.

 

[MinkSoul]

aahhh kids nowadays...

 

[Cheyenne]

Yeah, kids!

 

[Pyper]

I was...1968...let's see...I was -13.

 

[Cheyenne]

-13? Must be that "new math" they teach kids these days.

 

[Pyper]

I don't know about new math, but my AP Physics book in high school was always encouraging us to find the best angle to shoot monkeys. And kill drug dealers. And blow up cars with missiles while riding in a helicopter.

I'm not even kidding here people.

 

[MinkSoul]

i just had a wierd thought.....

what if you were born old and as the years passed you became younger untill at the end of your life you were a baby...

you think Pyper came from a parallel universe where that happened?

 

[Pyper]

I saw a Star Trek episode like that!

Umm...what parallel universe? ::glances around nervously while hurriedly dialing the mothership to tell the overlord that they're on to her::

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, where did Pyper go?

 

[Pyper]

Now is the time when I wish I knew how to log on as a guest and make an amusing post as The Overlord or somebody. Ah well.

 

[Cheyenne]

Now is the time when I wish I knew how to log on as a guest and make an amusing post as The Overlord or somebody. Ah well.

So you flunked Troll work 101, huh?

 

[MinkSoul]

don't know....

last i saw she was talking into an ashtray.....




then ....*Poof*.... she was gone...


fade in the theme from the Twilight Zone