Thoughts From The Kitchen

[cg_allstar]

Why can't women have ready lights like my kitchen appliances? My Foreman grill has a helpful li'l light on it that tells me when it's ready. Some oven ranges have lights on them that tell you when the burner is on or when the oven is at the right temperature. Women should have such a light that informs we men when they're wet and ready. Or, a bright flashing hazmat type light when we should get the hell away and find a biohazard suit to hide in.

Men, on the other hand, need no such light for we are always ready. I think.

 

[Simply Me]

LOL, Men. I think most men are not able to pick up on the hints that we women give. Some women think they should not be the aggressors, while others, like me.. just throw you down on the bed and attack. Not subtle, but it works. Funny thought that you had, made me laugh.

 

[cg_allstar]

I need tongs. A girl in a thong with tongs would be even better.

 

[someplace]

This is curiously reminding me of the spactula kitchen scene of the movie "Stripes"...

 

[Guest]

 

[BoobsNBrains]

It would have to have a manual shut-off switch somewhere...

 

[intrigued]

cg.....is something smoking?


*flips his switch*

 

[Ambrosious]

You have the internet in the kitchen? That's COOL!

 

[cg_allstar]

cg.....is something smoking?


*flips his switch*

Oooh. I so need my switch flipped.

 

[intrigued]

Oooh. I so need my switch flipped.

Go with what works....

 

[LukkyKnight]

Go with what works....

Individualized for each person - now that's a helpful style answer!

I've mentioned what works for me already...

 

[cg_allstar]

As Seen On TV, My Ass!

The Perfect Pancake sucks! Piece of crap. Suckered in by my love of pancakes.

 

[cg_allstar]

Will do dishes for sex.