Thought I'd share

[MetroNJ]

hey, how was your day?

it was fun thanks to you

 

[Guest]

Lol, like I said, odd mood

Sexy and sassy tonight. Intriguing mix, my dear.

 

[figazza]

Very sexy.

 

[calender_girl]

it was fun thanks to you

Well I'm glad I could brighten your day

 

[calender_girl]

Sexy and sassy tonight. Intriguing mix, my dear.

Hahaha...I think I'm back to normal now. Hours and hours of anatomy tend to do that to me.

 

[calender_girl]

Very sexy.

thankee

 

[Guest]

Hahaha...I think I'm back to normal now. Hours and hours of anatomy tend to do that to me.

wait for it ....
"Girl, I'd spend hours and hours studying your anatomy."

 

[calender_girl]

wait for it ....
"Girl, I'd spend hours and hours studying your anatomy."

Hmm...it was lame yes, but it was also a pun which technically should make it worse but as a nerd I give you points for bad puns...I believe you finish off at an even zero for that one

 

[Guest]

Hmm...it was lame yes, but it was also a pun which technically should make it worse but as a nerd I give you points for bad puns...I believe you finish off at an even zero for that one

Sweet! Always good to break even.
*Nerd five*

 

[MetroNJ]

Well I'm glad I could brighten your day

you're a fun gal with a great personality (amongst other great things). you could brighten anyone's day.

 

[calender_girl]

Sweet! Always good to break even.
*Nerd five*

Is a nerd five the kind where one person tries to high five but the other does a pound?? Or is the kind where we just miss the five and smack each other on the head??

 

[calender_girl]

you're a fun gal with a great personality (amongst other great things). you could brighten anyone's day.

...hmm...I feel like you're trying to sweet talk me into doing your homework or something

 

[MetroNJ]

...hmm...I feel like you're trying to sweet talk me into doing your homework or something

would you rather i said something like "yeah baby i wanna fuck you in the ass and make you swallow my load when im done" ?

 

[Guest]

Is a nerd five the kind where one person tries to high five but the other does a pound?? Or is the kind where we just miss the five and smack each other on the head??

See, when I wrote it I invisioned the missing of the five and smacking each other, but the pound-high five missfire is a common mistake from the nerd handbook. (Please refer to Article 8, Subsection IIa.)

 

[calender_girl]

would you rather i said something like "yeah baby i wanna fuck you in the ass and make you swallow my load when im done" ?

...then you'd go on that list that we were discussing this morning, about people who aren't as much fun to talk to

 

[calender_girl]

See, when I wrote it I invisioned the missing of the five and smacking each other, but the pound-high five missfire is a common mistake from the nerd handbook. (Please refer to Article 8, Subsection IIa.)

*takes out the latest edition from it's hiding place in the hollowed out Dungeon's Master guide*

Hmm...after close examination, I believe neither of us is under the delusion that we're "cool", so neither of us would be stupid enough to attempt the pound. I believe the smacking would be the best way to go in such a situation.

 

[MetroNJ]

...then you'd go on that list that we were discussing this morning, about people who aren't as much fun to talk to

See thats what I mean. You talk nice, people get suspicious. You talk raunchy, you get blacklisted (most of the time )

Ya can't win.

 

[Guest]

*takes out the latest edition from it's hiding place in the hollowed out Dungeon's Master guide*

Hmm...after close examination, I believe neither of us is under the delusion that we're "cool", so neither of us would be stupid enough to attempt the pound. I believe the smacking would be the best way to go in such a situation.

*Takes pen from pocket protector and circles passage in book*
Nerd smack it is. Nerd Smack. Sounds like a hardrock band. Feel free to use it, if you'd like.

 

[calender_girl]

See thats what I mean. You talk nice, people get suspicious. You talk raunchy, you get blacklisted (most of the time )

Ya can't win.

Sure you can...wanna do my homework for me??

 

[calender_girl]

*Takes pen from pocket protector and circles passage in book*
Nerd smack it is. Nerd Smack. Sounds like a hardrock band. Feel free to use it, if you'd like.

*singing* Nerd smack, baby nerd smack, yeah yeah yeah

 

[MetroNJ]

Sure you can...wanna do my homework for me??

nah. too distracted.

 

[calender_girl]

nah. too distracted.

psh...useless

 

[Malerotica]

hey sexy

 

[calender_girl]

hey sexy

Are you ever gonna put up that pic I sent you for your thread? *taps foot*

 

[Malerotica]

Are you ever gonna put up that pic I sent you for your thread? *taps foot*

mmmmm yes, if I have to share....