Thou shall not kill

[shereads]

I mean it! NO MORE BUMPING.

.

 

[Guest]

Not even just an ittle biddy bump!

EEK!

 

[Guest]

Cowardly Old World

 

[sincerely_helene]

Quiff.

 

[Guest]

Piffle!

 

[Guest]

Bon jour!

 

[Guest]

Are we part of your treatment? Your doctor better not cite me without my written permission.

Bon-bon. P.

 

[Guest]

!

 

[Guest]

¿

 

[Just-Legal]

Is this the non-bumping thread part II? The Bumpers Strike Back!

 

[Guest]

Roll up! Roll up!

 

[cantdog]

for the Mystery Tour! Roll up!

 

[Guest]

Yo, cant. We gotta sort out that Perdita chick, man.

With you and me, I'm guessing we could handle that Perdita chick, man.

What do you think?

 

[Guest]

bump

 

[Guest]

Where we going today?

 

[Guest]

... I'm guessing we could handle that Perdita chick, man.

"Perdita chick"? Define your terms.

 

[Guest]

"Perdita chick"? Define your terms.

Bollocks!

 

[doormouse]

Yay!! 11 more posts

 

[doormouse]

Make that ten

 

[Guest]

Bollocks!

Tits! I win.

 

[Guest]

John Kerry and his wife point finger at people they don't know and smile and wave.

George W Bush and his wife point finger at people they don't give the fuck and smile and wave.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Steve Perry sang with Journey.

 

[Guest]

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Batmaaaan

 

[Guest]

Alexander the terrible

 

[Guest]

A non-consensual humour story.