Those IMPLAUSIBLE & IMPOSSIBLE cellphone calls

[Slowlane]

Is there a secret decoder ring?

I want the secret decoder ring.

Where do I send my box tops?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

You are an idiot.

At 450 miles per hour, too fast to keep cell contact, how far can a plane plunge?

450*60= 27.000 feet

32,000 feet - 27,000 feet = 5,000 feet.

Cell distance in one spot...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

Lovelynice, did you complete grade school?

 

[Byron In Exile]

According to the FAA and the 9-11 Commission, she, and the others, called from planes onlow level final approaches, not Stukkas coming in from 35,000 feet. People SAW those planes! Some even filmed them. Even Jihadists know to stay low to prevent intercept since Top Gun is available in every possible language...

I thought that, according to the 9-11 Commission's report, United 93 was at 30,000+ feet when those calls were made.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I just did the math as per Lovelynice's blog C&P.

It comes to 5K.

Sorry...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Plus, I wasn't talking about Flight 93 in particular since it only needs to be proven that some flights were in cell range to deflate the theory that the incompetent chimp managed to come up with such a cartoonishly evil plot to bring the whole world to war, when it's easier to prove a conspiracy of Radical Jihadists who are at war with all other religions.

In short, it's possible that some of the calls were not faked. If some were not faked, why fake others?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

If you thought your plane was plunging to your death, would it be unreasonable in this cell-phone world to not try and at least have one last conversation with the ones you loved; stress overcomes reason, no?

 

[Slowlane]

If you thought your plane was plunging to your death, would it be unreasonable in this cell-phone world to not try and at least have one last conversation with the ones you loved; stress overcomes reason, no?

It’s the first thing I would do.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

It’s the first thing I would do.

 

[John Doe]

I thought that, according to the 9-11 Commission's report, United 93 was at 30,000+ feet when those calls were made.

How is that pissible?

 

[OTownMarine]

I just realized that if you take out the word 'shill' as well as any text that is copied and pasted in Lovelynice's posts, every one of them would say the following:









































Coincidence? I think not!

 

[Byron In Exile]

I just did the math as per Lovelynice's blog C&P.

It comes to 5K.

Sorry...

Well, your math makes no sense.

450 miles per hour times 60 (whats?) equals 27,000 feet?

 

[Byron In Exile]

How is that pissible?

Don't know — I looked at the report again, and after it says that UA 93 was at 35,000 and then descended 700 feet, it doesn't mention the plane's altitude again. It might have descended further or it might not have, but there's nothing about it in the report.

 

[Lovelynice]

Don't know — I looked at the report again, and after it says that UA 93 was at 35,000 and then descended 700 feet, it doesn't mention the plane's altitude again. It might have descended further or it might not have, but there's nothing about it in the report.

Thaat's because it doesn't need to mention that 35,000 - 700 = 34,300ft

Did you fail math?

We are also talking about the height at which the CELLPHONE calls began - a height at which it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to besuccessfully made,
and the SPEED does not make it any easier. They remain impossible when yu consider bullshit lies about cellphone calls lasting 25 minutes on a passenger jet flying at over 450mph!

 

[Lovelynice]

At 450 miles per hour, too fast to keep cell contact, how far can a plane plunge?

So, where in the reports does it claim that ALL FOUR PLANES were directly nose-diving into the ground?

 

[Lovelynice]

And about that BARBARA OLSON CALL
According to the story, on the American Airlines Flight 77 from Washington, Barbara Olson, locked herself in the lavatory to call her husband, Solicitor General Theodore Olson.

In the early version of the story, she called on a CELLPHONE (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1539193.stm) but then people said that this was rather suspicious so the story was changed that she was calling using an Airfone.

Since, when did Airfones have extra-long extension cords that could reach into the bathroom?

And Ted seriously can not keep his story straight.

 

[Slowlane]

Have we gotten any more information on those decoder rings?

 

[Lovelynice]

Marion Britton - 13 minutes call from a cellphone
http://www.post-gazette.com/headlines/20010922gtenat4p4.asp

Let's repeat this WOW, A WHOLE THIRTEEN MINUTES!!! Amazing bullshit

What amazingly unbelievable MAGIC CELLPHONES they had on those planes back in 2001 - flying along at 500mph, at a speed where it's impossible for the phone to maintain a connection anyway for longer than a few seconds, and these amazing MAGIC CELLPHONES haven't any problems with reality at all.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

did anyone actually read all of that?

i tried but felt myself slipping into a coma less than 1/4 of the way through.

I didn't read it because I found myself trying to take advantage of you lying there comatose.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did you fail math?

Oh, I get it now: this is a comedy thread!

Sorry, about that — carry on.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

This thread is just more proof the modern American Democrat Party is being taken over by it's kook fringe.

Its the only hope the GOP has..... or deserves.

 

[Slowlane]

Oh, I get it now: this is a comedy thread!

Sorry, about that — carry on.

I think it would be much funnier if I had a decoder ring.

 

[phrodeau]

And about that BARBARA OLSON CALL
According to the story, on the American Airlines Flight 77 from Washington, Barbara Olson, locked herself in the lavatory to call her husband, Solicitor General Theodore Olson.

In the early version of the story, she called on a CELLPHONE (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1539193.stm) but then people said that this was rather suspicious so the story was changed that she was calling using an Airfone.

Since, when did Airfones have extra-long extension cords that could reach into the bathroom?

And Ted seriously can not keep his story straight.

You've never been in a plane, have you?

It might be a total of three feet from the bathroom to the nearest Airfone.

 

[MechaBlade]

cliffnotes, anyone?

 

[breakwall]

cliffnotes, anyone?

here you go:

Everyone is a lying liar who lies.

 

[Lovelynice]

You've never been in a plane, have you?

It might be a total of three feet from the bathroom to the nearest Airfone.

You've never been on a plane before, the airphone cord is not long enough to reach INSIDE the bathroom.