those dolls

[Angel]

I sure hope so, KM. Primo Grade A PC Cock. Yum.

 

[dot dot dash]

ma and pa kettle couldn't ford to send ya to the big city fer some scoolin there bob....hmmmmmm maybe ya'll shuld stick to the barn animals....i hears dem goats love a big dick

 

[Big Dick Bob]

actully I fucked Deborah last weak. shes still smiling. looking for my next tropy now

 

[Mistress]

Some how, I feel that a corn cobb would be more exciting then him anyways.

And the comment about the slut, I'm not sure if that was directed at me or not...but a little tip:

Sluts fuck everyone.
I only tease....see, "The Snuggling Tease" Points to title.

 

[scylis]

hmm... appears you don't pay attention, Bob.. if Deborah's involved, she's the one doing the fucking!! hehehe

 

[Problem Child]

I'd fuck PC. Wouldn't even have to get drunk first. Damn, PC gives me the female version of wood. PC is sexy as hell. Wanna share with me, Angel?

Sure, woo two in one! Go ME!

I've got wood. The male version.

~let's see...my to do list:

1) Buy plane ticket to east coast.

2) Three-way with Angel and KillerMuffin.

3) Buy a casket.

4) Die and go to heaven.

 

[Angel]

What a plus. I live in heaven.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i'll agree with ya Mistress.... the corn cobb would be more fun than the piece of rubber he uses to claim his dick is bigger than it really is.... and i think its kinda sad he cant get anyone to fuck him, let alone a slut.

 

[Big Dick Bob]

this place is like texas notn but steers and queers. last time I listen to KidRock

fuck you all

 

[Problem Child]

Yum, a PC sandwich. You show me your dick bob thing and I'll show you this interesting thing I do with my teeth. Think PC will volunteer his dick?

For you Scrumptious, and Angel?

Yes.

 

[Angel]

Yum, a PC sandwich. You show me your dick bob thing and I'll show you this interesting thing I do with my teeth. Think PC will volunteer his dick?

For you Scrumptious, and Angel?

Yes.

Well damn.

 

[KillerMuffin]

who looks like there dollie. I wanta fuck someone but no fat chicks. I live in iowa. we can do it in a cornfeild
I'm very descrete

One wonders if he goes to the Sale Barn and requests the same thing of the auctioneer? "I wanta fuck a sheep, but no fat ones."

BDB, in case you haven't figure this out, you managed to blanketly insult nearly everyone, particularly the females, on this board with your statement about fat chicks. We are not pieces of meat at auction where you make your choice and we willing jump into the cornfield for a bit of BDB wonder. When you insult the female of the species as a whole like that, you really oughtn't be surprised when they attack back. But you knew that already, didn't you?

 

[Mistress]

this place is like texas notn but steers and queers. last time I listen to KidRock

fuck you all

Well fuck...thats where you went wrong in the first place Darlin. Guess you are pretty damn dumb then....

 

[scylis]

last time I listen to KidRock

i think that says it all...

 

[Angel]

Actually I do look like my dolly. I just replaced it with a sheep for Purple Haze. And then I forgot to relink it.

Because I am a skinny lazy cow with perfect boobs.

 

[KillerMuffin]

What a plus. I live in heaven.

I'm seraphically disinclined. Think you can sneak me in the back door?

I can't wait to get my mouth, er hands, er, both! on PC and Angel. This is almost inspiring me to write. *grins wickedly*

 

[Angel]

What a plus. I live in heaven.

I'm seraphically disinclined. Think you can sneak me in the back door?

I can't wait to get my mouth, er hands, er, both! on PC and Angel. This is almost inspiring me to write. *grins wickedly*

Sure, I live on the perverted slice, you can come on in anytime.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cool!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Some how, I feel that a corn cobb would be more exciting then him anyways.

how about with some hot sauce and salt, and then shove it up his ass?

 

[Willing and Unsure]

come on Myst... i'm sure we can be more creative than that..... how bout coated in sawdust, termites, and ants then shoved up his ass? i'm sure he'd just love that.

 

[Problem Child]

Actually KM, this may inspire me as well to finish that stupid desert story that has been languishing at chapter three.

Let's see, it's all about me, getting some very hot sex with a blonde and a brunette, and they both have outstanding breasts.

Life imitating art?

I hope so...

 

[KillerMuffin]

You've seen my breasts? *blushing* Thank you!

 

[ragass26]

wiliing and unsure

There you are willing and unsure!
I've been hoping to catch up with you.
Left you a post, would love to hear from you.

 

[Problem Child]

You've seen my breasts? *blushing* Thank you!

I've seen the parts that are straining to get out of that white bra. Very intoxicating.

Also seen the bride. Coulda lived without that, but I know you probably can't. (Hi Studmuffin!)

 

[Angel]

hey damnit. I wanna see some tit.