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If you plan on going to Kure Beach, North Carolina, bring your sunscreen and shades, but please leave your thong behind. The seaside community has adopted a zero tolerance policy on anyone wearing the barely-there bikini by the shore on their part of North Carolina's Pleasure Island, just south of Wilmington. [Mayor Dean] Lambeth told CNN he and the town supervisors last week unanimously approved the ordinance banning the skimpy bathing wear....

The decision to forbid thongs was triggered by a couple's recent inquiry about spending their honeymoon in Kure Beach, Lambeth said. According to the mayor, the couple wanted to know if they could wear thongs. The man thought the town's policy on the matter was ambiguous, Lambeth said. After consulting with the police chief, he determined the ordinance should be amended to better address the issue. Section 12-32 of the Code of the Town of Kure Beach, which was adopted on April 22, makes it illegal "for any person being naked or insufficiently clothed ... to bathe or swim in the Atlantic Ocean" or any other area within the town's jurisdiction.

..."Thong bathing suits or similar attire are specifically prohibited," the code says.
Anyone wearing a thong on the beach will be fined $25. Lambeth said reaction to the no-thong policy has been overwhelmingly positive. "I have gotten probably 100 e-mails from all over the U.S. supporting our stance," he told CNN. "I'm getting calls from New York, California that they are glad somebody is finally taking a stand for public decency."

Lambeth, who said Kure Beach's population swells from 2,500 to 11,000 in the summer, described the town as "nice, slow-mo and conservative."..."We're just a small southern community, and that's how we're going to keep it," he said. He also suspected the decision on the thongs could end up in court and blamed liberals for that. "You can file a suit -- the way this country is leaning so far left, it wouldn't surprise me..."
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I'm glad to finally know what "leaning left" means. Forget Health Care and bank regulation, it's all about lawsuits in favor of thongs :rolleyes:
 
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I have nothing against thongless beaches.

Wait, what do you mean "put something else on"?

Oh. :(
 
Me!! Me!! Pick me!!

In the interests of justice, I think it's important to clearly measure the exact percentage of a woman's backside exposed by wearing a thong. It just wouldn't do to fine someone on inadequate evidence. So, Kure Beach is going to need a Percentage Of Backside Exposed inspector.

Being a real hands on kind of guy...I volunteer! :D
 
stephen55 said:
In the interests of justice, I think it's important to clearly measure the exact percentage of a woman's backside exposed by wearing a thong. It just wouldn't do to fine someone on inadequate evidence. So, Kure Beach is going to need a Percentage Of Backside Exposed inspector.

Being a real hands on kind of guy...I volunteer! :D
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Can I operate the camera for evidence ?.
 
Blame the damned baptists and other fundie retards. Once again they ruin a good thing for the rest of us.
 
Believe it or not they are illegal on the State Beaches, (as opposed to town or county beaches) here in Florida.

Cat
 
D_K_Moon said:
And not to mention being a medical professional...:D
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Well, I suppose I could use my time inspecting percentage bare skin to carefully examine said skin for sun induced damage, early basal cell carcinomas...but only if I'm allowed to do a complete and exhaustive exam of all of the skin...carefully palpating each and ever bit....:cool:
 
3113 said:
But what if it's just a wedgie rather than a thong? :confused:
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It's a regulation I don't really understand but have to deal with. (No I don't wear thongs but my wife does.:rolleyes:)

You also can't go topless on the state beaches but there is nothing in the laws against wearing a thin white T-Shirt with nothing under it. (So what's the difference?)

Then again I am against the public indecency or public nudity laws in general. I see no problem with people being nude in public, (other than aestheticly). Opponents to this claim that it is against the Bible or will somehow harm children but I don't agree with either of these arguments.

Cat
 
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