this would get me ordering pizza!

I have an on-going email argument with Pizza Hut's corporate representative over their $3 delivery fee.


It's been going on for a few years now and I don't think I'm making much progress, but it gives me something to do.
 
I've never actually ordered pizza before. whenever I've had a slice of anyone else's, they always taste a bit greasy & heavy to me. but i'd order one for the dog just to get the box.
 
Pizza comes from New York City, the Jersey shore, or Italy. The rest is something else.
 
Different isn't always better. If I'm having pizza delivered, it is probably being delivered to my home where I also happen to have a 47-inch HD television in front of which I will most likely eat the pizza, for which reason I am probably having the pizza delivered in the first place.

I am almost certain my HDTV displays a superior image to a cardboard box with a mirrored lens reflecting my cell phone display -- certainly superior enough not to justify paying anything extra for.

I vote "bleh"!
 
Different isn't always better. If I'm having pizza delivered, it is probably being delivered to my home where I also happen to have a 47-inch HD television in front of which I will most likely eat the pizza, for which reason I am probably having the pizza delivered in the first place.

I am almost certain my HDTV displays a superior image to a cardboard box with a mirrored lens reflecting my cell phone display -- certainly superior enough not to justify paying anything extra for.

I vote "bleh"!

Good point.
 
Different isn't always better. If I'm having pizza delivered, it is probably being delivered to my home where I also happen to have a 47-inch HD television in front of which I will most likely eat the pizza, for which reason I am probably having the pizza delivered in the first place.

I am almost certain my HDTV displays a superior image to a cardboard box with a mirrored lens reflecting my cell phone display -- certainly superior enough not to justify paying anything extra for.

I vote "bleh"!

I bet you never built pillow forts as a child :(
 
I bet you never built pillow forts as a child :(

Nonsense. Of course I built pillow forts as a child! But even as a child I was smart enough to realize that if my objective was to repel anything other than an imaginary invader, I would be better served to use more substantial building materials. ;)
 
Nonsense. Of course I built pillow forts as a child! But even as a child I was smart enough to realize that if my objective was to repel anything other than an imaginary invader, I would be better served to use more substantial building materials. ;)

well if you ever ordered pizza at my house (not that they deliver into the middle of nowhere) you would find yourself without a tv, or any screen other than a laptop. then you might appreciate it. :p

anyway, I bet you can't make shadow puppet shows with your huge tv.
 
I bet you never built pillow forts as a child :(

I built a pillow fort just yesterday. It utilized cushions from three couches, 2 card board boxes, and 3 sheets. Sheets I should not have used according to my wife. Screw her and her sheet hoarding!!!!
 
A fort isn't a fort without a refrigerator box. All others are just pretend pretend.
 
Pizza Hut pizza is greasy, plus you can't also order chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, and a salad, too, when getting a pizza.
 
Ish never got you a refrigerator box to play in?! Oh, the horror! :eek:

what a ass!!!!

At 6 he had me hunting coyotes and selling the pelts to farmers after school. I think he even charged me for using his dogs...

Cant imagine what he would have charged me for a refrigerator box!!!

Plus I have a old projector. Can they make a pizza out of it?
 
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Perhaps it will be the infamous fence straddler Corporal RINO Butthurt who will emerge to bring dolf and the Sex Offender closer together...

...as he seems to equally enjoy posting with both of them as they both equally do with him.

Double chin up, butters...

...see, there's pitiful hope for you yet.

I understand you're growing very long in the tooth these days, but still one must always stand untiringly firm on their chosen principles til their dying day if those principles are indeed as righteous as they seem to like to proclaim...

...sorry to see you fade so quickly, blunt.
 
well if you ever ordered pizza at my house (not that they deliver into the middle of nowhere) you would find yourself without a tv, or any screen other than a laptop. then you might appreciate it. :p

anyway, I bet you can't make shadow puppet shows with your huge tv.

Well, ya got me there! And since you don't have a tv, I can certainly see where a light shining through in a hole in a cardboard box would be technologically appealing to you.

Wanna split that last slice?
 
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