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APhil said:1. I congratulate this person for even reaching 90. I won't be able to.
2. If male, I congratulate this person for being able to get it up at 90.
amiss said:
You're congratulating a rapist on being able to assault women at his age???
KillerMuffin said:I grew up in hell, too. You don't see me running around butchering people/raping peope/telling bad jokes in real life, do you? No.
AgeProgressedMuffin said:*whacks that young whippersnapper Fish with cane*
Lookee here, young'un. I ain't so old that I cain't have sex, you understand. My boobs been handy since they started draggin the ground. I call 'em BoloBoobs cause I can wrap them around some old farts neck from forty yards. Iff'n I could toss 'em that far.
I chased me this one hot potato just yesterday when I was down to the Walgreens pickin' up my rhuematiz medicine, but he done got away. Damn old legs. I wants to get me a lil' man meat that ain't so darned shriveled that it looks like a zuchinni, but them young men run too darn fast.
So's I spend my time down on the corner over yonder yelling at people. Lack of sex makes me grumpy.
Anyone seen my teeth?