This will be a story so popular that lit will go bankrupt due to bandwith bills

[Spinaroonie]

I think there should be a story involving the guy who says "Remix" repeatedly in Sprite remix commercials. One day he decides that he loves sprite remix and remixing music soooo much that he will make love to his turn tables. He puts on a funky record and then pours sprite remix on the record for lube. Then he places his flaccid penis on the record, placing the tip under the needle, keeping him in place. Then he lets the record grooves massage him till he is completely hard and then he later ejaculates onto the record. While he is doing this he continually repeats the word "Remix" over and over like he does in the commercial.

This story would be sponsored by Mountain Dew.

 

[Angel]

 

[Monazwx]

"Good to the Last Drop?"

 

[Jenny _S]

Why do I feel totally stupid for sort of liking this idea?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Why do I feel totally stupid for sort of liking this idea?

You shouldn't. It's obviously a sign of higher intellegence.

 

[Jenny _S]

You shouldn't. It's obviously a sign of higher intellegence.

Spinaroonie,

I keep writing and writing on this but the story seems to lack something... something... um....

I have it... it's the record player... he should be sticking his cock in a DVD player... THAT'S IT!!!!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Spinaroonie,

I keep writing and writing on this but the story seems to lack something... something... um....

I have it... it's the record player... he should be sticking his cock in a DVD player... THAT'S IT!!!!

You can't make a remix with a DVD player

 

[Jenny _S]

Hmmm...

You can't make a remix with a DVD player

You can if your DVD player is interfaced with your computer

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Hmmm...

You can if your DVD player is interfaced with your computer

Great. So we're going to have to suffer encoding times through the story? He'll lose his erection!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Hmmm...

Great. So we're going to have to suffer encoding times through the story? He'll lose his erection!

Well, maybe... But since it's already on the hard drive we can always call up the BACKUP...