THIS time, I'm not gonna miss it!

[Svenskaflicka]

Male strip-tease at the local pub Saturday night! Weeeeeeee!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I knew I should've moved to Sweden when I had the chance.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

There's still time, it's not until Saturday.

I hope, hope, HOPE I'll get to go onstage this time too, just like I did with the Chippendales!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

There's still time, it's not until Saturday.

I hope, hope, HOPE I'll get to go onstage this time too, just like I did with the Chippendales!

Just remember to stop by the cash machine on the way and I'm sure they'll make all your dreams come true.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's not my money I want to sneak inside their thongs...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm sicker than a sick dog. I cough, I sneeze, I have serious trouble breathing because my throat is so full of slime...

But I AM going!!!

 

[Honey123]

I'm sicker than a sick dog. I cough, I sneeze, I have serious trouble breathing because my throat is so full of slime...

But I AM going!!!

Just make sure you don't smell like a medicine cabinet....

 

[Andreina]

there is a pub around the corner from my apartment where there are male strippers every tuesday (after worxx strip) and all drinks half price for the ladies.

 

[Andreina]

I'm sicker than a sick dog. I cough, I sneeze, I have serious trouble breathing because my throat is so full of slime...

But I AM going!!!

guess a blow-job is out of question then, ey?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

there is a pub around the corner from my apartment where there are male strippers every tuesday (after worxx strip) and all drinks half price for the ladies.

Where do you live? I want to move into your town!

 

[Andreina]

Where do you live? I want to move into your town!

Vienna

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*surfs the net for bargain plane tickets*

 

[Andreina]

*surfs the net for bargain plane tickets*

I'll pick you up from the airport... just give me a holler.

i really should go there sometime again. i went there last year quite often with colleagues but the sensation just wears off

 

[Bishonen]

Can I come, too?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Can I come, too?

That depends... men aren't allowed in until after the show finnishes. We could dress you up as a woman, though..?

 

[sincerely_helene]

Just don't let them give you a lap dance. I got babyoil stains on my favorite pair of jeans that way.

At least, I HOPE that was babyoil.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Just don't let them give you a lap dance. I got babyoil stains on my favorite pair of jeans that way.

At least, I HOPE that was babyoil.

So far, every lapdance I've received has been worth it.

I'll be going in half an hour. Just need to squeeze myself into a pair of jeans and fix my hair.














And cough my lungs out.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I'm going. Will bore you all with details tomorrow.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Do tell! Any 'babyoil' stains?