pabloback
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first of all i get an email from some stinking transvestite called auntie david . who the fuck is he ? why is he sending me pics of himself and more importantly where the hell did he get my email address from?
then one of my friends knowing i am in a bad mood and why starts teasing me about my "possible latent tranvestite yearnings" it is not a good idea to tease me about anything when i am in a foul mood . waving a hot dog in front of me and laughing when i am hungry is liable to get it confiscated and either eaten by me or shoved in every oriface open to the air that i can reach in a very short time span , english mustard up your nose is not a very pleasant experience. alleged friend then proceeds to tell me about some damn terrasphere game she plays . she decided it would be good fun to create a creature and name it after me in my honour , as she has a warped sense of humour she created a vegetarian creature . this means it will have a limited lifespan because the carnivores will hunt it down and kill it . tonight of all nights i dont need to hear this , one time friend also delights in informing me that the damn thing has had 2 shags since being created . thats not a bad thing , thats a good thing !!! WRONG , great delight was taken in telling me that the creature is a jaffa ..........jaffa oranges are famous for being seedless..........my once friend has decided to create a ficticious animal and make it sterile then name it after me , yeah great joke , wonder why i am not laughing , now she is on ignore and cant understand why ..........the reason is i am PISSED OFF
life long friend of 20 years then comes on line pissed off with me for not turning up to see her tonight , reason being is that we didnt have any plans to meet tonight but that isnt good enough , i offer to come round immediately but that wont do either i should have known that she wanted to see me tonight , she then decides to throw as many insults as she can muster in my direction and cant understand why i am not talking to her either.
fucking bitch sends me an email saying sorry
WELL IT IS TOO LATE, YOU KNEW I WAS IN A STINKING ROTTEN MOOD AND YOU KNEW WHY, BUT ALL YOU WERE INTERESTED IN WAS YOUR OWN PETTY REASONS FOR STIRRING UP AN ARGUMENT WITH ME AND NOW YOUR SORRY ARSE IS BEGGING ME TO FORGIVE YOU .
WELL MY ANSWER TO YOU IS FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
throw me a troll i have eaten all mine
then one of my friends knowing i am in a bad mood and why starts teasing me about my "possible latent tranvestite yearnings" it is not a good idea to tease me about anything when i am in a foul mood . waving a hot dog in front of me and laughing when i am hungry is liable to get it confiscated and either eaten by me or shoved in every oriface open to the air that i can reach in a very short time span , english mustard up your nose is not a very pleasant experience. alleged friend then proceeds to tell me about some damn terrasphere game she plays . she decided it would be good fun to create a creature and name it after me in my honour , as she has a warped sense of humour she created a vegetarian creature . this means it will have a limited lifespan because the carnivores will hunt it down and kill it . tonight of all nights i dont need to hear this , one time friend also delights in informing me that the damn thing has had 2 shags since being created . thats not a bad thing , thats a good thing !!! WRONG , great delight was taken in telling me that the creature is a jaffa ..........jaffa oranges are famous for being seedless..........my once friend has decided to create a ficticious animal and make it sterile then name it after me , yeah great joke , wonder why i am not laughing , now she is on ignore and cant understand why ..........the reason is i am PISSED OFF
life long friend of 20 years then comes on line pissed off with me for not turning up to see her tonight , reason being is that we didnt have any plans to meet tonight but that isnt good enough , i offer to come round immediately but that wont do either i should have known that she wanted to see me tonight , she then decides to throw as many insults as she can muster in my direction and cant understand why i am not talking to her either.
fucking bitch sends me an email saying sorry
WELL IT IS TOO LATE, YOU KNEW I WAS IN A STINKING ROTTEN MOOD AND YOU KNEW WHY, BUT ALL YOU WERE INTERESTED IN WAS YOUR OWN PETTY REASONS FOR STIRRING UP AN ARGUMENT WITH ME AND NOW YOUR SORRY ARSE IS BEGGING ME TO FORGIVE YOU .
WELL MY ANSWER TO YOU IS FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
throw me a troll i have eaten all mine
