This thread will not contain any useful information.

NO!!! THIS THREAD WILL CONTAIN USEFUL INFORMATION! THIS IS A MANDATE!

I have an empty Altoids box.
 
What if we don't want any useful information at this time?
 
hatara said:
What if we don't want any useful information at this time?

Then you will have to suffer the useful information!

I have an empty altoids box...
 
just checking to see if I was lying to myself again...

'cheese'

...nope.
 
Information....

The population of Iceland is 300,000.

You're welcome.
 
If you visit Puru, this might be useful. Unlikely you will.

Peru is located in the central part of the western coast of South America. It stretches across 1,285,215 square kilometers and has a population of some 23.5 million. Peru's inhabitants are mostly of Andean stock in the highlands and mixed-blooded mestizos on the coast, blended in with a hefty influx of European blood, largely Spanish.

A country doted with a vast and varied geography, Peru features 28 types of climate and 84 of the 103 ecological zones existing on Earth. Its territory is split into three natural regions running from north to south: the narrow swath of desert coastline, which is home to Lima and most of Peru's main cities; the highlands, which feature breath-taking mountain landscapes and picturesque villages; and the exuberant Amazon jungle, teeming with a dizzying variety of animals and plantlife.

Lima, the Peruvian capital, was founded on January 18, 1535, by Spanish Conqueror Francisco Pizarro. Dubbed the City of Kings, Lima is today a vast metropolis which blends the splendor of its colonial past with the modern era.

Nestling on the banks of the Rimac River and on the shores of the Pacific Ocean, Lima is the seat of government and the country's most important institutions. The 1993 Census showed Lima was home of aproximately 7 million people, making it by far the country's largest city, bustling with more business and industrial activity than anywhere else in Peru.

Lima, a metropolis steeped in vice-royal airs, is the perfect starting point for travelers keen to get to know Peru, a country filled with myths and traditions that are as old as time, a nation doted with spectacular landscapes and imposing archaeological remains, proof of the grandeur of Peru's pre-Hispanic past, of empires which forged Andean civilization and culture.
 
Re: Information....

Coolville said:
The population of Iceland is 300,000.

You're welcome.

I was thinking more on the lines of J.B.'s favorite position or oral technique...

but hey, thanks anyway!:D
 
Aha! With my new knowledge of Iceland, Peru, cheese, and Black_Bird's empty altoids box, I can now take over the world! You fools have given me just what I needed, Muahahahahaa!


To the best of my recollection, pi is about 3.141592653589793238462643383279
 
Black_Bird said:
NO!!! THIS THREAD WILL CONTAIN USEFUL INFORMATION! THIS IS A MANDATE!

I have an empty Altoids box.

I have a brand new tin of Altoids, peppermint of course!
Wanna share mine??
 
Tantanah said:

What about shy people? Do you like shy people?;)
As being an ex-shyboy I would say absolutely

They think they are hiding their words among the masses...but I see them

morning my tangirl!
 
Re: Re: This thread will not contain any useful information.

Rambrat said:


I WANT INFORMATION!

2+2=4

I was thinking more on the lines of J.B.'s favorite position or oral technique...
but hey, thanks anyway!
ohhhhhhh! in that case...


What I like
 
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I like to be inside looking out in a snowstorm

I like sprawling out in front of a fire

I like long slow wet kisses while feeling my lovers body respond through clothing

I like a strong hot cup of coffee with cream at any hour

I like long hot teasing showers

I like drying off my lover

I like a relaxing baseball game

I like every part of the female anatomy which gives a chill to the touch, lick, suck, caress or nibble

I like making love in the early morning and late afternoon

I like taking off clothes

I like taking my time

I like carrying my lover to the bedroom after a shower

I like a cold diet coke when I am parched

I like an occasional quickie but I love a long, slow lovemaking in which my entire 5”6” body is given attention

I like tasting a belly button while feeling my lover’s anticipation of my moving south

I like the sweet taste of my lover’s juices and I like the feeling of it on my lips, cheeks, and chin.

I like the feeling of looking deep into my lover’s eyes while she looks equally deeply into my dark brown eyes

I like probing with my tongue

I like anything that tickles my balls, whether it be loose underwear, a vibrator, a tongue, or saliva

I like a hard nipple in my mouth

I like making love to my lover while she masturbates

I like the feeling of a hard tongue moving about on the shaft of my cock

I like the feeling of my lovers fingertips or lips on my nipples, sending electric pulses all around my body

I like margaritas with no salt while sitting out on my deck

I like my lover to get on top of me while kneeling, and her controlling how deep and fast we go

I like to slide down and feel her wetness on my face, my nose and my chin.

I like to escape from underneath and sneak up from behind

I like to think that the anus is the most neglected part of the human body

I like to lie on my side while my lover is on her back, her left leg between both of mine and her right over my hip, caressing her chest and teasing her pussy and ass with my free hands

I like to turn lights off when I leave a room

I like feeling my lover’s ass move, and better yet watching it in a mirror

I like feeling my lover cum while I lick her clean

I like cumming together

I like popcorn during a good movie

I like my lover’s mouth on my cock and nipples just after she has had a frozen margarita or some other cold drink

I like white toothbrushes

I like being on top and deeply kissing while interlocking bodies interlock, moving, sliding, kissing, feeling, and fucking.

I like all of these things.
 
Rambrat said:


And what a coincidence...I'd like to try all of them...


I knew I liked you.

TWB said:

I like all of these things.

When did you say brat and you were going to break up? :)
 
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