This thread is just silly.

[kitsuke]

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead brothers got in a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.


(I did warn you it was silly, but would you listen? Noooooo...)

 

[Starfish]

The thing that you didn't mention for us to contend, was how in the begging, this all came to an end. I heard with my very own mouth to tell, that both those boys rose up to hell because the cop wore socks that didn't smell.
Tell me the truth, cause you know it's a lie, that those boys were late for dinner down at the pig stye. It wasn't long after they put down that pedel that they shortly ran into a billygoat that would only eat metal. That goat with his bill was always trying to peck, so when those boys almost got hit by that cop, they hit the deck.

 

[kitsuke]

Cool follow up O Fishie One


Haven't seen it before.... something you've known about for a while or was that off the cuff?

 

[kitsuke]

HA!

Broke 700!

Self Titled kitsuke here we come!

*ithinkicaithinkicanithinkican*

 

[Renegade]

Bah! The blindman told me it wasn't a deaf policeman, it was really a deaf policewoman who was wearing a strap-on.