this thread is about farts

[pointless]

it is a very pertinent topic at this particular moment in time in my little corner of this ever darkening globe.

 

[pointless]

and again.

 

[pointless]

that one was a squeaker.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

A globe has no corners.

 

[pointless]

you have no soul. this is why i pity you.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I do, it just has dark corners in it.

It is not a globe.

 

[pointless]

that is doubtful.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I have seen it. Long story. It is shaped like a muffler.

You and your globe-shaped soul can fart all you want. Leave my deformities out of it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

The slow, warm, silent ones.

Leave the house immediately and call the police from a neighbor's phone.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

The slow, warm, silent ones.

Leave the house immediately and call the police from a neighbor's phone.

as long as they are not wet i'm good.

 

[hummermania]

Long drawn out horse farts.

 

[hummermania]

Let one loose in the grocery store - gets wifey moving.

 

[warrior queen]

I absolutely cannot break wind in front of other people.
It's a 'thing' for me.

 

[boredVAwife]

ok, one for the guys......what is it that makes you think that: 1. We actually enjoy the sound, smell whatever of your emissions and 2. What in the hell gives ya the idea we enjoy it all the more in bed with the covers suddenly pulled over our heads? I can stinky up a room too but I try to keep that as my little secret.

 

[Harrypalm]

There's the fizz, the fuzz, the fiddly fuzz, the rip, the snort, and the ones that go peewwwwww.

Breathe deep.

The fizz, the fazz, the fizz-fazz, the rip shit, the tear ass, the snorter and the one that goes whoosh....George Carlin.

 

[pink]

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