Denny Crane
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AND somewhat still interesting. Mmmmm still doable![]()
Stop talkin and get to doin, then.

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AND somewhat still interesting. Mmmmm still doable![]()

Why not do an avi?
FuckYouVeryMuch, smartass. Go out and meet some women. They're sluts everywhere. Pic one.![]()
Oh hush!They're here cause your avi is sex.
Would you like help? Show me a picture. Any picture you find on lit that you want as an avi...and I'll size it for you.


Kisses naughty man on the cheek. Then pinches his nipple.
BYE !!!
For realz this time
Oh hush!They're here cause your avi is sex.
Would you like help? Show me a picture. Any picture you find on lit that you want as an avi...and I'll size it for you.
What are lehs?...Do you have lehs....do I have lehs...I want lehs if I don't already have them.
they're legs but he has a lisp.
thanks QOB! your lehs are awesome too!thanks for making me feel dumb lol
lol I appreciate it! and I forgot to say that i love that you have face pics! Your gorgeous just so you know... and what would I have to do to get you to sit on my lap lol?
How about cunt? That's my favorite word.
For many diverse reasons.
Call you a bitch?.. hmm want me to pull your hair while im at it? and spank you??
maybe thats not extreme enough for your kinky ass...spit in your mouth.. between that and the pee comment im getting a very dirty picture in my mind.. your feisty and I like it *smacks that ass*
Word to the wise....if you're not built like Denny, and not my Daddy like Delux, you'll get a fucking black eye and mad blue balls...not the good ones before you get me over your knee. Trust me, I'm not a woman to fuck with.
hmm understood.. sorry to bother. oh and good one about the bf denny.
She's not kidding Daren. She barely tolerates me, as it is.
I got that shes serious.. but i didnt mean to insight her like that.. I just stopped by to show some love for her... lol and anyway who can tolerate you? jk...Ps to Corbs apologies for being out of line and trying to have fun.. Im still new to your thread and was not sure if you were making fun or being serious..i just thought it was playful..
It's been up for weeks and only one person noticed before you.....![]()
ok gotcha.. but in my defense I wasnt "offering my cock on a platter"... in fact im well aware my cock is probably the last thing you want or need..like i said I was unsure about how to respond thats all..and when i said *smacks that ass* i meant it in a playful way not sexual..kinda like a basketball thing..didnt mean anything by it..will try to do better in the future..or just keep out of it...
Dude, dont be so serious.
She is just raggin' you man
Just dont be weird or a douche and you will alrightNow c'mere let me see what she will be working with. Its mandatory![]()
ha ha well put denny and KMD.. as you said its not like theres always a gorgeous girl around to boink so to say..
* But at least you have nipple rings....*Oh yeah. I forgot. I'm old and fugly.![]()
Why not do an avi?
If your offering to help I will gladly take the help, but have no idea what to put on my avi.. any recommendations?.. by the way thanks for the offer Corbs! Damn for being blonde you sure are smart...![]()

Oh, you'll be more than 'in'![]()
You say this like there's a naked woman in my bed, and I'm choosing to not stick it in her.

CORBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not a whore.
That's all.![]()

ya anyway!Neh.........you're just a MEAN GIRL!
ya anyway!
*spews coffee*........fist bump.....I'm likin' you more all the time!
I think you're jokin'.....but I wouldn't doubt you're right!
Too easy.
Cease and desist with the "lol's" might be a good place to start.....
I like twat. The word has a lot of inherent comedic value.....and the item; wellll, that's just delish!
Way.over.your.head......
Knew that was coming.....
But do they ever really understand??????
You're good, dewd.....You have nipple rings and humor!
Advice for LIFE.....observe, learn. ......BEFORE you speak. Corbal is one helluva fun chick...and sharp. But it takes thick skin to roll with her.....and a working brain doesn't hurt in the least.
*kicks myself.....I haven't perved your profile since it was the pink top & jeans......*
This ain't AmPics....where you just holler shit out and the girls automatically put up with it.....
I....don't think he can help it....
Psssst.....contrary to popular belief....they DON'T actually jump out of the screen and onto your throbbing, overfapped weenie. You actually hafta find some self confidence and get out into the world.....and try not to creep them out. * end helpful advice column* *oh, no...one more thing....the interwebz ones likes the capital letters & punctuation & stuff, too....* *and maybe a few less lol's.....*
* But at least you have nipple rings....*
Sizing issues with the cock pics....
Smartest thing he's said yet....if only it weren't tainted by the blonde remark...
Corbette......that is one damn fine picture in your sig. The other one was amazing, too....but hell; I can almost see your labia rings dangling in this one!
I reckon since I've gotten a little "asshole" out of my system this morning, I oughtta go get dressed.....work to do, money to make, deadlines to meet & all that shit. With any luck I'll finish in time to bake my ass cheeks some more this afternoon!
Love ya, beeeotch!![]()
Whispers*What does that mean? *arches eyebrow in true soap opera fashion*
Amen*"For every beautiful woman, there's at least one guy who's tired of fucking her."
Isn't that like Murphy's law or some such?
CORBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not a whore.
That's all.![]()
Neh.........you're just a MEAN GIRL!
ya anyway!
So are you neither or both? I'm Corbfuzzled.I'd rather be mean than a whore. LOL

They are?Corbal, your pants are made of spoons!!!
Evening, Corbs! How was your Memorial Day, darlin?![]()
They are?
Good!We ate, and ate.....and ate. We swam somewhere in between there. How was yours?
Good!We ate, and ate.....and ate. We swam somewhere in between there. How was yours?
I'm confused, J.Yes!!! don't you hear the clanking?
New pants? what kind? How's your butt in them?It was good - had dinner with a dear friend and finally got some errands and shopping down that was sorely needed. Haircut + new pants = Happy Mike.
hey lover girlHappy memorial day! A whole month until we get another long weekend
I want your thighs...I mean...nice sig pic?
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I'm confused, J.
New pants? what kind? How's your butt in them?
haha! Hey girl! I took pics of the kittens today. I'll load them and send them over. They're so friggin' cute.
Oh, and the thighs? All.Yours.![]()
for ((((C)))). You say the nicest things. New pants? what kind? How's your butt in them?