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[shadysmurfette]

Hey, Shady!

You know, I've always said DMs are better than BMs.

 

[Douchemoron]

*pulls back covers

Hop in sugar lips

How did you know I just ate a sugar cookie?

*slips in besides you*

And yes, I AM happy to see you, especially after reading you had nothing on in another thread...

 

[shadysmurfette]

Alright kiddies

Play nice AND naughty

I am off to bed

 

[DayMaker]

How did you know I just ate a sugar cookie?

*slips in besides you*

And yes, I AM happy to see you, especially after reading you had nothing on in another thread...

I can still taste it.

Just wearing a smile. Can I put my cold feet on you?

Alright kiddies

Play nice AND naughty

I am off to bed

Sweetest dreams

 

[k_m_d_]

Alright kiddies

Play nice AND naughty

I am off to bed

Farewell .

 

[Douchemoron]

Alright kiddies

Play nice AND naughty

I am off to bed

Sweet dreams, Shady.

I can still taste it.

Just wearing a smile. Can I put my cold feet on you?

Sugar cookies are yummy, aren't they?

You can put both your feet.......on my lap.......and rub them together to gain some heat friction..

 

[blade_rocknut]

Sorry, no girly drinks here .

Pause and consider......this correlates to your lack of female companionship.

Buttery nipples, red headed sluts, panty droppers, B-52's, sex-on-the-beach......these things are your friends. Embrace it; learn it; enjoy more sex.

 

[teknight]

Pause and consider......this correlates to your lack of female companionship.

Buttery nipples, red headed sluts, panty droppers, B-52's, sex-on-the-beach......these things are your friends. Embrace it; learn it; enjoy more sex.

Unless he suffers from whiskey dick.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Unless he suffers from whiskey dick.

Erm.....Tek is (here)....the point is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyover (here)


I'm not suggesting he consume the aforementioned estrogen friendly libations; rather embrace them, become proficient with their concocttion and administration....and consequently experience more female nudity in the first person.

Whiskey dick is, of course another conversation....but it's not a totally negative experience, either. Kept within the limits of erectile function, a lot of women could really appreciate a fellow with a cock that doesn't realize it's immersed in wet velvet for the first half hour or so.....I don't suffer from it. I relish it

 

[teknight]

Erm.....Tek is (here)....the point is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyover (here)


I'm not suggesting he consume the aforementioned estrogen friendly libations; rather embrace them, become proficient with their concocttion and administration....and consequently experience more female nudity in the first person.

Whiskey dick is, of course another conversation....but it's not a totally negative experience, either. Kept within the limits of erectile function, a lot of women could really appreciate a fellow with a cock that doesn't realize it's immersed in wet velvet for the first half hour or so.....I don't suffer from it. I relish it

So...you're endorsing legally non consenting sex?
Keep it classy, Fla.

 

[DayMaker]

Morning, boys.

Playing nice?

 

[parker77]

Unless he suffers from whiskey dick.

then he could always go here:

http://www.zvents.com/images/internal/7/6/0/5/img_145067_primary.jpg?resample_method=cropped

 

[teknight]

Morning, boys.

Playing nice?

No. I leave that to the girls. Blade, for instance.


Good morning, cherie! Sleep well?

 

[DayMaker]

then he could always go here:

http://www.zvents.com/images/internal/7/6/0/5/img_145067_primary.jpg?resample_method=cropped

Or here....
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/8/skinny-dicks_321.jpg

No. I leave that to the girls. Blade, for instance.


Good morning, cherie! Sleep well?

I did, thank you.

 

[teknight]

Or here....
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/8/skinny-dicks_321.jpg

Is that why you guys have one of the highest rates for online porn subscriptions amongst the states (second only to puritanical Utah, of course)?

 

[DayMaker]

Is that why you guys have one of the highest rates for online porn subscriptions amongst the states (second only to puritanical Utah, of course)?

Nope. Too many of these..
http://rlv.zcache.com/ugly_alaskan_girl_tshirt-p2352518298983295863mj5_400.jpg
That, and women need something to do while the boys are out hunting and riding snowmachines.

 

[teknight]

Nope. Too many of these..
http://rlv.zcache.com/ugly_alaskan_girl_tshirt-p2352518298983295863mj5_400.jpg
That, and women need something to do while the boys are out hunting and riding snowmachines.

Ummm....wow. Look at her lovely ...uhh...lady lumps.

 

[parker77]

Or here....
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/8/skinny-dicks_321.jpg

skinny, whiskey dick - just go home and cry!

 

[DayMaker]

skinny, whiskey dick - just go home and cry!

Or stay at the bar and keep drinking?

'morning Parker.

 

[parker77]

Or stay at the bar and keep drinking?

'morning Parker.

that's a waste of good whiskey!

good morning, beautiful!

 

[k_m_d_]

Pause and consider......this correlates to your lack of female companionship.

Buttery nipples, red headed sluts, panty droppers, B-52's, sex-on-the-beach......these things are your friends. Embrace it; learn it; enjoy more sex.

If she's not already plastered by the time I get her back to my place, I don't have a chance.

Unless he suffers from whiskey dick.

Only makes it a little more difficult, not impossible. The way I see it, a natural safeguard against banging ugly chicks out of sheer desperation.

 

[blade_rocknut]

So...you're endorsing legally non consenting sex?
Keep it classy, Fla.

I'll see your ...

And raise you

On the high road now, are we?

 

[teknight]

I'll see your ...

And raise you

On the high road now, are we?

I don't see you up here, so "we" are not.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I don't see you up here, so "we" are not.

You're correct...I tend to avoid that street.....always jammed up with hypocrites....

 

[shadysmurfette]

Good afternoon one and all