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Blue flesh in humans denote some sort of physiological disorder/disease.
Also you have no idea how smurf balls look?![]()
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Nope
Blue flesh in humans denote some sort of physiological disorder/disease.
Also you have no idea how smurf balls look?![]()
Go.for.a.long.walk.down.a.short.pier. With diving weights on.
Oh hush! They do not, Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction.![]()
They so do...
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Go.for.a.long.walk.down.a.short.pier. With diving weights on.
Stop picking fights.
He's my Lit Boyfriend. Doesn't everyone have one of those?
Oh hush! They do not, Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction.
Stop picking fights.
i remember my grandpappy telling that joke to another really old dude.
i don't pick them, i end them![]()
They so do...
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Grandpappy? That's how you're gonna show me up, with language from the 1800s? Kudos. To fail so hard is exceptional.
*pats the "exceptional one" on his pointy, empty head*
Where does that leave me.And I am the exotic foreign girlfriend![]()
You'll always be my TILF, cherie.Where does that leave me.![]()
Where does that leave me.![]()



Mwah! Awwwww....glad to know that *someone* wants me.You'll always be my TILF, cherie.![]()

Mmmmmmmmmmmm....On the list of Corbal's concubines, you are number one wife. So you get to boss me and the other bitches around![]()



G'night sweetie.stopping by to say good night![]()
Mmmmmmm
Indeed
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G'night sweetie.
You put the most delicious thoughts into my head.![]()

Mine too!!G'night sweetie.
You put the most delicious thoughts into my head.![]()
Arousal does start there.....![]()
C'mere you....
To the Harem? Is it mine, or do I have to get steel undies?
Uhh, that's not protective.
Where do I purchase one of those?Uhh, that's not protective.