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Corbal said:
sits and watches Shady dominate*

It's mind bottling. :D
An assplosion of heads....I wanna see!

You know, it's weird, the bigger pig he is, the hotter he is........but that almost never works with me. WTF?
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Um okay.... warning it's a wall of text.

It was during the 6th Carrot and shrimp war after the 5th coming of jesus that the Religion of Luffy came to be for when luffy eats he never gains wait and woman flocked to know his secret but the Naruto fans became jealous for all there female members were Fixated on sasuke and no other male so there numbers Dwindled as the religion of luffy grew until the Shrimp Conquered france which is now Robo france 87 after which the national food of france became Carrots that's all they Craved Soon Carrots became extinct then the rogue Shrimp scientists built the golden Carrot Stick to go back in time and kill the President of Spain who made it so that you could not eat Shrimp tacos which is Spains favorite Midmorning snack thus the Shrimp population spiked and the Sushi Demand Skyrocketed causing the root beer market crash of 4785 from which 20 root beer companies became 1 big super Root beer Company that Cornered the market on freshly killed cow for Lunch Sandwiches which as we all know caused the generation of mutant Doves that killed all the babies in Montreal thus Montreal ceased to exist which caused the pickle factories to shut down and thus the Great Pickle famine of great britain and they revolted and killed Queen Elizabeth the XII who was at her Mansion in Boliva the same mansion in which they plotted the 8th revival of llama Hitler who single handedly Killed all the Jewish Cucumbers with his army of zombie Pickles until he was killed by Mr. Potato Heads 3rd daughters illegitimate Grandchild who was the Gerber Baby for their Gerber Brand Talc Cereal that made Babies Super intelligent and able to calculate the conversions from Metric to american measurements in mere minutes so they became the youngest Iron chefs ever who made a Pepper dispenser for salads that became the #1 seller on the HSN which became the head of the water treatment factories of China in 3782 when the Chinese invested to much in there robotic chopsticks that had the fatal defect of tearing out your tongue when you tried to use then while eating Barbie dolls which are the 3rd healthiest thing for cats after Fish went extinct due too overfishing because Vegetarians failed in 2048 to get people to stop eating meat by killing all the meat in the world until they were overthrown by the Super Communists who for saw the Great Cheese conflict of 2187 where Cheese tired of being eaten tried to Lobby the Government for a cheese safe haven the Cheese lovers of Wisconsin which changed it's name to Cheeseopolis in 3496 started to eat all the Cheese lobbyist then the Columbian Coffee Miners tried to help the cheese because they wanted Coffee to become the new staple of New york who's Senators passed a bill stating that Coffee is illegal and thus the war between Australia and New Zealand over who had Rights over the kangeroos who Migrated too Hawaii after they were offered Condos with adjustable rate mortgages from Sears Who Bought out Bank of America for $300 after it's stock crashed in the Cheetos Shortage of 5617 in which Chester Cheeto Committed Suicide because it ain't easy being Cheesy, Cheetos fans started going crazy and Cheetos sales plummeted and almost all of there factories were closed and then after the funeral of captain crunch they all converted to mormonism and wanted cheetos but almost all the plants were closed so they turned to Squirrel Jerky and had a baby boom for the Mormons and they bought out the vatican and the new Mormon pope had 25 wives one of which had a son who turned evil and set out to conquer Jupiter and her moons with is army of Swiss Ladybugs who he promised Space Dubloons in return for their services but since Space dubloons weren't invented until 8976 which is why he built a time traveling robot who came to the past to forgive us for our sins and told me this story.

Read and review this is only part one of a ? part story about how eggs turn into chickens

here we go part 2 of fish in my story

I was sent back in time to save that tumbleweed do you know who that Tumble weed is I'll tell you who that tumbleweed is thousands of years in the future that tumbleweed's great great great great Grandson will lead the Tumbleweeds to victory over the Ham sandwiches for you see the Ham Sandwiches have genetically engineered mutant plastic bowls that are bottomless so if you put anything in there you can never get it out and your hands get all sticky because it's coated in Ambergris because after the Dolphin wars of Neptune the Whales had a Whale Frenzy and their population had a Surplus and so they Negotiated with the Finnish who love Blubber nuggets and they traded the whales for there windmills as wind power is the 17th best fuel source in all of Finland until the Great Martian invasion of 23BC where they Attacked the Easter Bunny But the Easter Bunny Being from Jupiter Killed the Martians with fried Mashed potatoes that were grown from Asparagus seeds that were fertilized by giant seahorses from Nabu that fled from there because there Nabu stole there ancesteral tissue Hives from them in the French and Indian war of Nabu because the Nabu all had Head colds they got from the mass amount of Carbonated beverages they drank for the Nabu invented Carbonation when they accidentally mixed horseradish with pinesol and Carbon-14 which caused 9/8ths of 4/17ths of their schools to blow up leaving only 3/4ths of their pudding supply left with there little remaining pudding they went on the war path with there noodle based technology they could not be stopped and they started the war of 3045 which actually started in 3157 but because the Historians are bad at math it was dubbed the war of 3045 and they never looked back but that is a story for next time.
 
Corbal said:
sits and watches Shady dominate*

It's mind bottling. :D
An assplosion of heads....I wanna see!

You know, it's weird, the bigger pig he is, the hotter he is........but that almost never works with me. WTF?
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There are so many things I can imagine that involves a bound thread pet, some candles, a rosary and a crucifix........
 
Denny Crane said:
LOL....It was some ridiculous thread where this guy was asking if guys with really long cocks had to hold it up out of the water when sitting on the toilet and stuff like that. It was hilarious. :D
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I would go and check it out but your explanation is more than enough.. LOL

Corbal said:
I'm naked. :cool:
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DayMaker said:
Me too. :cool:

*Nipple pinch

Sure! Will he be naked too?
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I just can't multi task... yes I know I am a man *checks just to make sure* but the thought of beautiful women being naked could be part of the problem too...
 
puno said:
I would go and check it out but your explanation is more than enough.. LOL





I just can't multi task... yes I know I am a man *checks just to make sure* but the thought of beautiful women being naked could be part of the problem too...
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Eh, it's two beautiful women...and then me.
 
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