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that kinda scared me!
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that kinda scared me!
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Guess which part I'm eating first.....
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Guess which part I'm eating first.....
the part that's not on the table, but is right here instead? *looks down at lap*
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LOL! David Allan Coe - righteous mo-fo!
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no silly. it will be cute that you will both be crapping my demon seed out your cunts.
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If y'all haven't noticed, just about every day, I find something here relevant enough to link a DAC song to it...That says something about the inherent depravity of this thread.
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I see that you have personally experienced the wonderous miracle that is childbirth.
p.s. If I'm crapping it out, I don't think you put it in the right place for baby making. Just an FYI.
Spin it so your ass is here. Now.i can spin it anyway you want it.
You say that like it's a bad thing?If y'all haven't noticed, just about every day, I find something here relevant enough to link a DAC song to it...That says something about the inherent depravity of this thread.
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My favorite artists of all time lived and died before I was born. Fist bump*
Our children would be fucking hellacious. I've already got that problem.
You're so eloquent, dickhead.
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I see that you have personally experienced the wonderous miracle that is childbirth.
p.s. If I'm crapping it out, I don't think you put it in the right place for baby making. Just an FYI.
funny story about me watching a child being born....
my girlfriend's friend made everyone watch the video of her daughter being born. a few years later i was tapping the friend. that video popped in my head every so often. *shudders*
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That was freaking HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for a good laugh!
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Seriously? I didn't watch my own kids born....why the fuck would I want to watch someone else's?
However....I do find this situation funny. Her fault, and yours.
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is she hot?
Satan says hello.
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Seriously? I didn't watch my own kids born....why the fuck would I want to watch someone else's?
However....I do find this situation funny. Her fault, and yours.
I'll leave my story to myself. Watching childbirth is not rad. I know from experience. Mirrors are a bitch.
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Seriously? I didn't watch my own kids born....why the fuck would I want to watch someone else's?
However....I do find this situation funny. Her fault, and yours.
she was a whore.
twist my nipples.
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I only just subscribed today. still catching up. And I'm desperately trying to avoid being in any way, shape, or form a n00b like that fuckwit you folks were dealing with earlier, Crescent Kit, or whatever he calls himself. Something that makes a good name for a tool, anyway.
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Give.Me.Your.Balls.
You'll have to be content with the knowledge that if I was gonna give 'em to anyone, you'd be high on the list.
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