~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

[DeluxAuto]

If I could find one without trolls, I would be tempted to do that!



God day-yum!

trolls are a necessary evil. unfortunately.

Is that what your fantasies of me are like?
You are a sick, sick eunuch.

eunuch? your thinly veiled attempts to get me to post genital shots has not gone unnoticed.

I think thats too many A's and L's sonny, remember it should be able to FIT

or c's and o's. wait......... there can never be enough o's

 

[Corbal]

*jumps off the couch, skaking my ass doin the happy dance*

Go Day, Go Day, Go Day!

ampic love!
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=756577

WTF?

I started posting on the boards around the time that this was falling out; I always wondered what happened. Bet it would make a great story for some erotic writing site on the internet.

It.was.hilarious.

 

[thejabber27]

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

 

[teknight]

trolls are a necessary evil. unfortunately.



eunuch? your thinly veiled attempts to get me to post genital shots has not gone unnoticed.

How do you figure they're necessary?
And, yes, I am curious to see what a "man" without balls looks like.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Go Day, Go Day, Go Day!

yes, yes, yes!

WTF?

show us yer tits!

It.was.hilarious.

hilarious, but more importantly brought us together.

 

[shadysmurfette]

trolls are a necessary evil. unfortunately.



eunuch? your thinly veiled attempts to get me to post genital shots has not gone unnoticed.



or c's and o's. wait......... there can never be enough o's

Yup. Those can be of an infinite number. What can I say, I am a greedy bitch.

 

[DeluxAuto]

How do you figure they're necessary?
And, yes, I am curious to see what a "man" without balls looks like.

simple.... site traffic.

and, yes, i know.

 

[jre1962]

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

I have violated laws 1, 2, 4, and 5...and have yet to do time, for that, anyway

 

[Corbal]

Whoa now, who said anything about sex? This deal was strictly kissing and making up! Namely you kissing and making up with my poor abused balls

Very well, you made your bed on that one. And...I'll never lay in it.

hair will be fine, i'm worried about the clown make up.that would need to be CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Typical.

Is that what your fantasies of me are like?
You are a sick, sick eunuch.

That would make my fantasies of you downright fuckin wrong.

 

[blade_rocknut]

show us yer tits!

I spoke too soon....this should be post of the day....

 

[jre1962]

and given how badly we've all been screwed by the lunkheads in DC, I gotta ask the musical question, "are you shitting me?"

 

[Onoz]

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

Well shit...

 

[shadysmurfette]

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

For some reason none of these made me go "oh really?". People were and still are pervs. Also, so jaded am I....

 

[Corbal]

wasn't it?

Wasn't what? Who are you?





Where did you find this?!?

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

 

[teknight]

I have violated laws 1, 2, 4, and 5...and have yet to do time, for that, anyway

The feds are on their way. Don't move.

That would make my fantasies of you downright fuckin wrong.

*grabs popcorn*
Do share.

and given how badly we've all been screwed by the lunkheads in DC, I gotta ask the musical question, "are you shitting me?"

I'm not one to be nice to politicians, but I seem to recall massive public enthusiasm for the growing housing market a few years ago.

 

[jre1962]

You say 'Rim', I say 'Ing'

My all-time favorite cheer

 

[thejabber27]

Wasn't what? Who are you?





Where did you find this?!?

Friend from a different forum, I'll ask them tomorrow.

 

[teknight]

Where did you find this?!?

Try that.

 

[DeluxAuto]

oooops.

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
busted

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
busted

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Is it odd that I'm actually pondering whether or not I've discharged a firearm whilst my partner was having an O????

 

[jre1962]

Well shit...

Yeah, they ought to post signs, you know....

 

[DayMaker]

Is it odd that I'm actually pondering whether or not I've discharged a firearm whilst my partner was having an O????

I'm wondering if she physically has to be with you.....

 

[Corbal]

Is it odd that I'm actually pondering whether or not I've discharged a firearm whilst my partner was having an O????

Bwahahahahahahaha! May I save this on my sigline?

 

[jre1962]

I'm not one to be nice to politicians, but I seem to recall massive public enthusiasm for the growing housing market a few years ago.

Yeah, but that was before the bastards outlawed porcupine fucking. Now just how am I supossed to spend my free time?

 

[shadysmurfette]

Try that.

That was cool yet slighty disconcerting